12-14-2006, 06:58 PM
Everyones seen the man law commercials...
post yours below:
Man Law:
Bros before hoes
post yours below:
Man Law:
Bros before hoes
Man Laws
12-14-2006, 07:00 PM
BIRD33 Wrote:Fruit in beer is gay.Ive been saying that for a decade.
that was on a commercial already..
you have to make one up silly.
12-14-2006, 07:02 PM
Man Law:
Under no circumstance shall a man ever drink a wine cooler.
Under no circumstance shall a man ever drink a wine cooler.
12-14-2006, 07:02 PM
Man Law:
No man is ever allowed to give himself his own nickname.
No man is ever allowed to give himself his own nickname.
12-14-2006, 07:09 PM
M O B!
12-14-2006, 07:17 PM
Man Law:
Men don't drink beer from a glass. Only straight from the bottle or can.
Men don't drink beer from a glass. Only straight from the bottle or can.
12-14-2006, 07:20 PM
A good man never let his fellow drunk man walk home with an ugly chick.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
12-14-2006, 07:30 PM
Man Law:
Men don't use bottle openers. Men use their class rings or a table top or some other cool way to open a bottle.
Men don't use bottle openers. Men use their class rings or a table top or some other cool way to open a bottle.
12-14-2006, 07:30 PM
Anhil8tor Wrote::confused:Money over bitches.
:$
12-14-2006, 07:30 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote:Money over bitches.When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
:$
Are you still located in ?
Who said I had to make sense ?
12-14-2006, 07:32 PM
Man Law:
Never wear socks with sandels.
Never wear socks with sandels.
12-14-2006, 07:42 PM
Man Law:
Never ride in the backseat. Only fags sit in the back seat.
Never ride in the backseat. Only fags sit in the back seat.
12-14-2006, 07:43 PM
Man Law:
Never pre-heat an oven. Just add a little time to how long its supposed to cook.
Never pre-heat an oven. Just add a little time to how long its supposed to cook.
12-14-2006, 07:44 PM
Man Law:
Never act like you know anything about wine. Just tell the waiter to bring you something good and look at him like you are going to kick his ass if he hands you a cork.
Never act like you know anything about wine. Just tell the waiter to bring you something good and look at him like you are going to kick his ass if he hands you a cork.
12-14-2006, 07:45 PM
Man Law:
Never order just a salad. You might as well ask the waiter if you can give him a blowjob behind the kitchen.
Never order just a salad. You might as well ask the waiter if you can give him a blowjob behind the kitchen.
12-14-2006, 07:46 PM
Man Law:
Always use a wallet or money clip. Real men never use a murse or fanny bag.
Always use a wallet or money clip. Real men never use a murse or fanny bag.
12-14-2006, 07:48 PM
Man Law:
Tip a waitress depending on how cute she is. Never give an ugly waitress a good tip. It only keeps them around longer.
Tip a waitress depending on how cute she is. Never give an ugly waitress a good tip. It only keeps them around longer.
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