[leucetios]

you have jerked off to?

me....a song
a bubble gum wrapper
GI Joe
Fruit pie
Mom

[BIRD33]

Mom I can see but a gum wrapper?

[what?]

Mom I can see but a gum wrapper?

I'm guessing bazooka joe. lucy probably thinks the punchline dude has a sweet caboose

[leucetios]

I meant things I have jerked off INTO.


This is banana.

[Sassy]

I meant things I have jerked off INTO.


This is banana.

Oh I see. Where did you hear that?You don't say.

[Anhil8tor]

you jerked it into your mom?

[Sassy]

you jerked it into your mom?

Thanks for telling me:
said I jerked it into my mom.

[leucetios]

God damn it! Can a mod delete this whole mess?

[leucetios]

I suck at this game

[Devious]

It's not the only thing you suck. So I've heard.

[NinjaBassist]

jerked off to

a gamepro magazine
that banana chick
the syrup lady
a safeway ad (it had some cut roastbeef that kinda looked like a 'gina)
and rosie o donnel (i was real real real drunk)

jerked into
a sock
lotion bottle
pop bottle while I was stuck at a railroad crossing
into my workglove while sitting on my forklift
a yougurt container
an apple
my pillowcase
through the hole in my pocket into my pocket

I think I should quit there before it gets to weird