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Major Private

****Worlds greatest "athlete" is traditionally determined by the Decathlon. I got my money on Jordan in this event. Over Lance, that is.

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Ashsak Wrote:****Worlds greatest "athlete" is traditionally determined by the Decathlon. I got my money on Jordan in this event. Over Lance, that is.

Sorry, guy. $10 minimum bet. Maybe next year.
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****Who says you're the book? Janitors dont make enough money.

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Ashsak Wrote:****Who says you're the book? Janitors dont make enough money.

Alright. Tell you what, we'll start a side bet then so you can get in on the action. How much can we expect a master of the custodial arts, such as yourself, to be able to lay down? Is $3 too much?
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Lookout Below is not IT material.

See You In Toledo
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BIRD33 Wrote:Lookout Below is not IT material.
Tell that to the Ownster fucks. They're convinced that we're so tight that I babysit you people's kids.
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lookout below Wrote:Tell that to the Ownster fucks.
Speaking of Ownster fucks, I noticed MP was rather quiet today. Against my better judgement I went over to see for myself if there are still any retards posting at Ownster, since they all like to hang out here now.

I found MP's list of people who made him cry. It made my day to see my name at the top of the list :lol::

Major Private (at Ownster) Wrote:Biggest IT losers:
Oil dogg
Tribal faggot
CLaY
Bird33
BEW
Snarg
I am sure I missed a few......

:lool:

The rest of you aren't trying hard enough.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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I was overlooked.
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Jaymac Wrote:I was overlooked.
They all love the Jaymac.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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fuck that you're still here ? what is this thread about now ?

I propose that we talk about :

1. tropical fishes
2. cars (bmvv's l33trols !)

ok now you don't get extra point for mentionning that you had installed an aquarium in your bmw's unless (wait unless nothing you don't get extra points at all).
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MP has a thread that is 19 pages long? Damn.

My fav IT'ers from the past year:
MT, BEW, TF, Bird33, Lecter, Snarg, Leeman, Jaymac, LOB, TribalD, Blondie,
Spork, Tammy C, Raiden, MP, Swits and Flumper.
Sorry if I missed a few and I'm sure I did.
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trouble Wrote:MP has a thread that is 19 pages long? Damn.

My fav IT'ers from the past year:
MT, BEW, TF, Bird33, Lecter, Snarg, Leeman, Jaymac, LOB, TribalD, Blondie,
Spork, Tammy C, Raiden, MP, Swits and Flumper.
Sorry if I missed a few and I'm sure I did.

Thanks, Trouble, you seem cool. And ... not to put too fine a point on it, but MP does not have a 19 page thread. I do. :lol2:
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Thanks, Trouble, you seem cool. And ... not to put too fine a point on it, but MP does not have a 19 page thread. I do. :lol2:
You are right! But his name is in the title.
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trouble Wrote:You are right! But his name is in the title.
Speaking of titles, you should change yours to Queen
Arrived on the scene, as a little go between
With your mean Ownster team, which one are you fucking?
Is it IT or Ownster e-dick that you're sucking?

The dog in your Av isn't held by your hubby
Those man-hands are yours, and your hubby's the puppy
Stop being so slutty, you little trans-board whore
Ownster queen to the core, still your one major flaw

:op:

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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ntype Wrote:fuck that you're still here ? what is this thread about now ?

I propose that we talk about :

1. tropical fishes
2. cars (bmvv's l33trols !)

ok now you don't get extra point for mentionning that you had installed an aquarium in your bmw's unless (wait unless nothing you don't get extra points at all).

I finally moved my koi from the old house last week. They're all healthy and happy.

thanks.
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Oli-dogg Wrote:Speaking of titles, you should change yours to Queen
Arrived on the scene, as a little go between
With your mean Ownster team, which one are you fucking?
Is it IT or Ownster e-dick that you're sucking?

The dog in your Av isn't held by your hubby
Those man-hands are yours, and your hubby's the puppy
Stop being so slutty, you little trans-board whore
Ownster queen to the core, still your one major flaw

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sorry Oli C- on this one.
how original, man hands... if you post at ownster you know my hubby is BMR.
Who's dick do I suck here to get Mod privs? Leeman? J/K.
Actually my title was Ownster Wench. Not Milf or Queen or even Mistress, other members carried those titles.
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trouble Wrote:sorry Oli C- on this one.
how original, man hands... if you post at ownster you know my hubby is BMR.
I guess I’m not the first guy to ever notice your man hands
Or see your penis flop out, of your skirt during hand-stands
You’re the queen of the Klan-fans, at Ownster you’re a star
With no style, sense or taste – that’s why you married BMR

It all makes sense now, the low IQ and lame come-backs
You should limit your posting, to paper and thumb-tacks
This cute redneck union, is so funny it’s killin’-me
You’ve lost all credibility plus your rating ability

Keep rating my rhymes, when your opinion doesn’t matter
Every post is getting dumber, while your ass is getting fatter
You’re climbing the ladder; now you're up there on my list
If you take the retard crown Major Private will be pissed.

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TomFoolery Wrote:I've got tears in my eyes. Your shit is straight money. Thanks for fucking with those bitches dood.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:He's a battle rapper. Straight cash. He'll ruin you.
Raiden Wrote:This limey convict is $$$.
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Jaymac Wrote:I was overlooked.


Not a chance old friend! Not a chance.

leeman Wrote:I love the meathead...
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Vitamin E Wrote:Not a chance old friend! Not a chance.
Really you don't think so? If not that, what?

Who said I had to make sense ?
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Why didn't this puppy get moved to HOF?
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