[Blueeyedwoman]

I was looking at your pic. Tubby little fellow, eh?

[Tribal Dragon]

He's just big boned.

[Blueeyedwoman]

No, I saw quite a porker. I'm sure of this. He really needs a diet. And he needs to man-up.

[Oli-dogg]

Major Private is a fat-fuck, in line at the snack-truck
Let’s do him a favour and smack his big trap-shut!
Of the posters that-suck, and dream of molesting-you
He’s the biggest homo-sexual, with the highest cholesterol

Don’t let him get next-to-you; he’ll swallow more than your penis
He eats all types of wieners, and can gobble the meanest
So what if he’s plump, double-chinned, or a tubby?
Every time he’s in the nuddy, Raiden hubby gets a chubby

[Major Private]

Hello!! Little? Stupid bitch, I am 6'2" tall

I am SUCH a porker:loool:

You are fucking pathetic. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.

[BIRD33]

Raiden and MP have the same sig, how cute.

[Jaymac]

We've been around this block, already.

[Raiden]

Raiden and MP have the same sig, how cute.

We do?

[Blueeyedwoman]

MP, it's poor strategy to continue reposting that pic of you looking pudgy and with mustard stains on your shorts' pocket. My recommendation? Photoshop ... resize image... shrink width by 20%... post.

[Tribal Dragon]

MP, it's poor strategy to continue reposting that pic of you looking pudgy and with mustard stains on your shorts' pocket. My recommendation? Photoshop ... resize image... shrink width by 20%... post.

This is by far the best BEW post I've seen. HOF.


BTW, black is a very slimming color too. I'd hate to see you in a wet white Tshirt MP.

[Oli-dogg]

MP, it's poor strategy to continue reposting that pic of you looking pudgy and with mustard stains on your shorts' pocket.

It's not mustard.....:bird:

Also MP, you might want to edit the photo to remove the handbag. It may be tucked away in your other hand but the thin strap is clearly visible against the contrast of your skin. Just a thought.

[Major Private]

MP, it's poor strategy to continue reposting that pic of you looking pudgy and with mustard stains on your shorts' pocket. My recommendation? Photoshop ... resize image... shrink width by 20%... post.

ha cute. that is the most recent www pic of me, hence my reposting it.
If you ever could trick a man into getting your rotted vag preggers, you may understand why there is mustard on my shorts, cause I have 2 toddlers, ya dumb retarded bitch!
I am a little pudgy, but I could give a shit less, most men my age could drop about 20 lbs, and I am very happy with myself, hence why I am not a scared pussy or aged hag that wont post their pic.

Now.

Why wont my 2 lamest attackers post a face pic??


TD=pudgy from what I hear and forever destroyed his internet persona, melts enough to challenge someone to a fight over a stupid forum, and is known as the biggest melt on UJ short of BOSOX. Not much point in shredding someone who already is an established fucking twink melt

BEW= aged crone with enough face wrinkles to look like a deflated Shar-Pei, and pussy lips that look like half dry dripping latex paint. Teaches tennis in hopes of meeting Mr Moneypants, but the small amount of beauty she had is now gone as steam powered trains. Now is compelled to post pics that could be construed as hot, setup carefully with friends, but always hiding her face. Lives for the forum posters that say ooh and ahh over her carefully prepared (and probably photoshopped--she just busted herself) hidden face pictures on her leased (to appear successful) cars. Reality sucks for BEW, so she prefers a front instead. Is too stupid to understand how bad she sucks. Could be beaten by a houseplant in checkers.

Try another attack on MP, this is played, and just reinforces what oozing pussies you are for not posting YOUR pics, and the BODE dominance I have.


oh and oli, if you had a fucking brain that wasn't injested with semen nightly, you may understand some people carry laptops.
Now ass fuck yourself with a boom box, "Vanilla"

kthxbye

[SanDog]

ha cute. that is the most recent www pic of me, hence my reposting it.
If you ever could trick a man into getting your rotted vag preggers, you may understand why there is mustard on my shorts, cause I have 2 toddlers, ya dumb retarded bitch!
I am a little pudgy, but I could give a shit less, most men my age could drop about 20 lbs, and I am very happy with myself, hence why I am not a scared pussy or aged hag that wont post their pic.

Now.

Why wont my 2 lamest attackers post a face pic??


TD=pudgy from what I hear and forever destroyed his internet persona, melts enough to challenge someone to a fight over a stupid forum, and is known as the biggest melt on UJ short of BOSOX. Not much point in shredding someone who already is an established fucking twink melt

BEW= aged crone with enough face wrinkles to look like a deflated Shar-Pei, and pussy lips that look like half dry dripping latex paint. Teaches tennis in hopes of meeting Mr Moneypants, but the small amount of beauty she had is now gone as steam powered trains. Now is compelled to post pics that could be construed as hot, setup carefully with friends, but always hiding her face. Lives for the forum posters that say ooh and ahh over her carefully prepared (and probably photoshopped--she just busted herself) hidden face pictures on her leased (to appear successful) cars. Reality sucks for BEW, so she prefers a front instead. Is too stupid to understand how bad she sucks. Could be beaten by a houseplant in checkers.

Try another attack on MP, this is played, and just reinforces what oozing pussies you are for not posting YOUR pics, and the BODE dominance I have.


oh and oli, if you had a fucking brain that wasn't injested with semen nightly, you may understand some people carry laptops.
Now ass fuck yourself with a boom box, "Vanilla"

kthxbye

For someone who does not really give a fuck, that is an awfully long response. I think a nerve was hit.

[Major Private]

Isn't smacking someone back fair game anymore?
Plus I got off work early today and I am a bit bored...
but whatever

[Jaymac]

I carry a laptop yet I don't have a handbag.

Is this some sort of protocol breach?

[Major Private]

Yes. Expect black helicopters to surround your house any second.

[Oli-dogg]

oh and oli, if you had a fucking brain that wasn't injested with semen nightly, you may understand some people carry laptops.

Must be a big handbag to fit a laptop in there. Where did you put your lipstick and purse?

[Jaymac]

Yes. Expect black helicopters to surround your house any second.

Just don't try to slide down one of those rappell lines. I recommend an aluminum pole.

[Major Private]

I am sure you would.
Does the aluminum pole feel good on your roids or sumptin?
SRO

[Major Private]

I am lost on the handbag thing tho.....
I have a laptop case with a shoulder strap...../baffles

plz explain thx