[TomFoolery]

He was out drinking heavily at the bar, and upon his return to the house he realized we were out of toilet paper. And paper towel. And Kleenex.

He ripped open a maxi pad and used the stuffing to wipe his dirty butt. He woke me up to tell me what he had done. We laughed.

Oh, and the maxi pad was his girlfriend's.

[Anhil8tor]

I thought you guys were all dating.

[TomFoolery]

I thought you guys were all dating.

I don't understand.

[Anhil8tor]

I don't understand.

You guys are out of every possible cum deposit form.

[TomFoolery]

You guys are out of every possible cum deposit form.

Man, your ability to fuck up a thread is astonishing.

[BIRD33]

If his girl knew bout it she's a keeper.

[Anhil8tor]

Man, your ability to fuck up a thread is astonishing.

yeah..

sorry.

[trouble]

If his girl knew bout it she's a keeper.

Hey better the pad than the walls I say.

[ntype]

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[TomFoolery]

bump for minorthreat

[minorthreat]

bump for minorthreat

Did he wear one the rest of the day?