[Bill]

I go to church yesterday for the first time in over 2 1/2 years = My car gets broken into last night.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Was it a rogue wave?

[Bill]

no I 99% certain it was some punk kids who I will end up shooting. they hit my truck, the neighbors wife's car and the old couple next door's RV.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Sorry, Bill. That sucks. Hope you catch 'em with at least a few pellets from your bb gun.

[Bill]

Sorry, Bill. That sucks. Hope you catch 'em with at least a few pellets from your bb gun.

fuck that. I'm sleeping in the boat tonight with my 9 and my deer rifle.
I will be their huckleberry in the bell tower.

[what?]

fuck that. I'm sleeping in the boat tonight with my 9 and my deer rifle.
I will be their huckleberry in the bell tower.

what makes you think they'll be back again? sounds like they cleaned out your block

[Bill]

what makes you think they'll be back again? sounds like they cleaned out your block

There have been some kids busting up the park down the street. I'd be whilling to bet it's the same bunch.

[TomFoolery]

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.

[Blueeyedwoman]

What movie is that from?

[Bill]

Lance: Still got your Malibu?
Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day?
Lance: What?
Vincent: Fucking keyed it.
Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up.
Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.
Lance: What a fucker!
Vincent: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
Lance: You don't do it.
Vincent: It's just against the rules.

I like these doods.

[TomFoolery]

What movie is that from?

Pulp Fiction

[Anhil8tor]

Did the walls shake when you walked in?

did the holy water boil when you touch it?

[Bill]

Did the walls shake when you walked in?

did the holy water boil when you touch it?

I'm baptist, not catholic.

[Anhil8tor]

I'm baptist, not catholic.

Me too..

what a coinky dink!