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I think my house is haunted
#1

today I was down in my basement, recording myself saying "Nucular" in my best George Bush Sr. voice, when all of a sudden, I heard a cat meow, and that's just weird, becuase I don't have a cat, and I got scared. And also, earlier today, I heard my mom call my name, and I said what. But wait a minute, I don't live with my mom. scary, is it not? I need to whip out the Necronomicon, and send the fucker(s) back to hell. I have one, so I'd say I'm in good shape.

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#2

I think you should go easy on those mushrooms instead... :blink:

Just sayin'

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#3

If there's anything I've learned about Mushrooms, it's that you eat them with special toads.

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#4

theres a spirit living in everyones house its just some just choose not to be heard or seen.
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#5

Lets just hope you have a female ghost undead and that shes a hottie Wink
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#6

Quote:Originally posted by Lovelynoi@Jun 16 2004, 02:43 AM
theres a spirit living in everyones house its just some just choose not to be heard or seen.
I've got a spirit that lives in the front of my pants - does that count? Big Grin
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#7

Quote:Originally posted by Lovelynoi@Jun 16 2004, 02:43 AM
theres a spirit living in everyones house its just some just choose not to be heard or seen.
That's not true!



They've built so many houses in my area I know FOR A FACT that our area is suffering from a spirit shortage.



We may have to import spirits from Mexico to fill the gap.



I think it's a plot.... spirits labor from Mexico is cheaper than U.S. Spirits.




It's all George Bush's Fault!!!!! :dev:
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#8

1/2 you might be biased, just saying
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#9

Quote:Originally posted by leeman@Jun 16 2004, 02:05 AM
I think you should go easy on those mushrooms instead... :blink:

Just sayin'
I like mushrooms! :wacko:

I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!


Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.

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#10

Mushrooms? IN! Big Grin

:fuckYou:
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#11

Quote:Originally posted by Undeadcannibal@Jun 16 2004, 08:04 AM
today I was down in my basement, recording myself saying "Nucular" in my best George Bush Sr. voice, when all of a sudden, I heard a cat meow, and that's just weird, becuase I don't have a cat, and I got scared. And also, earlier today, I heard my mom call my name, and I said what. But wait a minute, I don't live with my mom. scary, is it not? I need to whip out the Necronomicon, and send the fucker(s) back to hell. I have one, so I'd say I'm in good shape.
You should kill yourself.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#12

i've never shroomed. Cry
should i?
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#13

Everyone's overlooked the most disturbing aspect of this whole thing. What the fuck were you doing in the basement recording yourself impersonating Bush Sr say Nucular? I think ghosts are the least of your problems Wink
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#14

great point leuc!
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#15

i'm still wondering about shrooms...................
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#16

I lived in a haunted house when I was in college. It was right off campus and, in the early 1900s, it was a funeral parlor. The basement still had the little arched cubby holes where the caskets were put for viewings.

It was a really cool house in which to live. Roll with it, dude. Now that you know it, be aware of it and you will experience some pretty cool shit.

B)
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#17

I knew a girl when I was in high school. She says she is psychic and I am tempted to believe her. She couldnt' control it, didn't like, and when it happened it drained her physically. Her family had lived in the same house for something insane like 300 years, and she says it's "haunted". Old ancestors still hanging out type of thing. You'd see something move out of the corner of your eye, turn and nothing was there. Was a trip and I refuse to go to the bathroom in that house Confused


Disclaimer: Of course this is also a chick who 1) dyed her pubic hair purple, and 2) tried bleah (like Clorox) to dye it back :whee:
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#18

Sometimes i'll hear something sounding like feet dragging down the hallway only to realize that i'm the only one in the house :blink:
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#19

i've lived in a haunted apartment a long time ago. stuff would disappear for long periods of time and then show up in the oddest of places and the tv would go nuts. i still have the same tv and it only acted crazy in that apt. there was a spot in the hallway that was cooler the rest of the apt eventhough no vents were in the area and once i saw the ghost. the a-hole got in my shower before i had a chance to and i left a trail of urine from the restroom to the kitchen where i stopped to slap some sense into myself.
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#20

Quote:Originally posted by txbubba@Jun 16 2004, 03:14 PM
i'm still wondering about shrooms...................
Shrooms are fun, you should try them and take a nature walk for a couple of hours. The high comes in 3 or 4 stages, and it lasts for about 8 hours. When you're coming down it can be a little depresssing, but not too bad. It is pharmacalogically (sp) impossible to OD on shrooms too, btw. Only take them if you're in a good mood, and don't stay inside (people have a tendancy to get claustrophobic on shrooms).

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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