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My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down
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the back as I strolled through Target like a jerk. Nice little fitted sundress in blue and white, sleeveless. Earlier in the morning I picked up a 20" t.v. that was kinda heavy. I heard a little rip, but thought it was maybe only one thread--nothing to worry about.

Then I drove to Target and pushed a cart all over the store before a nervous saleslady pulled me aside. "Your dress is torn down the back."

I put my hand back there, sure enough from the zipper end at the small of my back on down it was completely open. Everyone in that fucking store saw my white bikini-pantied ass.

I'll never go back there. No pics, get fucked.
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#2

Pics?
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#3

Leroy Wrote:Pics?

Someone can't read. :loool:
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Mandy Wrote:Someone can't read. :loool:

yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.....

I'm not sure where my pity for you should be placed. Either you lack a sense of humor, or it's just so terrible that you have confused me into thinking you have none. Please clarify for me, as I will not be able to sleep tonight without knowing. TIA.
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Leroy Wrote:yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.....

I'm not sure where my pity for you should be placed. Either you lack a sense of humor, or it's just so terrible that you have confused me into thinking you have none. Please clarify for me, as I will not be able to sleep tonight without knowing. TIA.

probably a little of both
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#6

Isn't a dress supposed to be that way .... ???? Huh

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#7

this mental image is enough to make a person sick


big cottage cheese ass hanging out all over the place :eek:
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candifecalpaste Wrote:this mental image is enough to make a person sick


big cottage cheese ass hanging out all over the place :eek:

Stop jerkin' the skin ....

You know when the rashes start bleedin' again you should stop for a day or two....

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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leeman Wrote:Stop jerkin' the skin ....

You know when the rashes start bleedin' again you should stop for a day or two....


blond in a benz ,..excuse me,.. bew ,..is a fat ass, cock juggling thunder cunt



just sayin
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candifecalpaste Wrote:blond in a benz ,..excuse me,.. bew ,..is a fat ass, cock juggling thunder cunt



just sayin

She wan't when I met her ...


Just sayin'

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#11

leeman Wrote:She wan't when I met her ...


Just sayin'


ahhh,..so you're on of the untold masses that have had the unfortune to meat, errr, meet her


lucky you
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candifecalpaste Wrote:ahhh,..so you're on of the untold masses that have had the unfortune to meat, errr, meet her


lucky you

Yer Texan ?????

Just wondering ....




Soccer's back on ....

See ya in a while ....

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#13

leeman Wrote:Yer Texan ?????

Just wondering ....




Soccer's back on ....

See ya in a while ....


not from Texas,that be flumpish's home
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#14

That had to scare the hell out of anyone that saw that!
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#15

and she doens'nt says but she is using her "only allowed call" as an internet call (police doesn't know that she can stays days on a 56k line without hanging down !)
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ntype Wrote:and she doens'nt says but she is using her "only allowed call" as an internet call (police doesn't know that she can stays days on a 56k line without hanging down !)

Speaking English is a great 2nd option.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:my white bikini-pantied ass.

if it's not a thong, then it's a granny-panty.

just sayin'
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Leroy Wrote:yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.....

I'm not sure where my pity for you should be placed. Either you lack a sense of humor, or it's just so terrible that you have confused me into thinking you have none. Please clarify for me, as I will not be able to sleep tonight without knowing. TIA.

In her post she said "No pics" and the first thing you do is ask for pics. Get it now? Rolleyes
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Mandy Wrote:In her post she said "No pics" and the first thing you do is ask for pics. Get it now? Rolleyes
I pray this is a troll.
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Mandy Wrote:In her post she said "No pics" and the first thing you do is ask for pics. Get it now? Rolleyes

Oh, I get it just fine. I'm not sure that you do, however. Perhaps, from now on, to avoid such inconvieniences, I will post a ":=p " or a "Wink " after a tounge-in-cheek comment. Is this an acceptable offer, or would you rather I PM you ahead of time and advise you of the lighthearted intentions of my comments? Either way is fine with me. I just hope to avoid the awkwardness that appears when someone needs to have the joke explained to them.
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