My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down - Blueeyedwoman - 07-04-2006
the back as I strolled through Target like a jerk. Nice little fitted sundress in blue and white, sleeveless. Earlier in the morning I picked up a 20" t.v. that was kinda heavy. I heard a little rip, but thought it was maybe only one thread--nothing to worry about.
Then I drove to Target and pushed a cart
all over the store before a nervous saleslady pulled me aside. "Your dress is torn down the back."
I put my hand back there, sure enough from the zipper end at the small of my back on down it was completely open. Everyone in that fucking store saw my white bikini-pantied ass.
I'll never go back there. No pics, get fucked.
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down -
Leroy - 07-04-2006
Pics?
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down -
Mandy - 07-04-2006
Leroy Wrote:Pics?
Someone can't read. :loool:
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down -
Leroy - 07-04-2006
Mandy Wrote:Someone can't read. :loool:
yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.....
I'm not sure where my pity for you should be placed. Either you lack a sense of humor, or it's just so terrible that you have confused me into thinking you have none. Please clarify for me, as I will not be able to sleep tonight without knowing. TIA.
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down -
Doll Killer - 07-04-2006
Leroy Wrote:yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.....
I'm not sure where my pity for you should be placed. Either you lack a sense of humor, or it's just so terrible that you have confused me into thinking you have none. Please clarify for me, as I will not be able to sleep tonight without knowing. TIA.
probably a little of both
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down -
leeman - 07-04-2006
Isn't a dress supposed to be that way .... ????
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down - candifecalpaste - 07-04-2006
this mental image is enough to make a person sick
big cottage cheese ass hanging out all over the place :eek:
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down -
leeman - 07-04-2006
candifecalpaste Wrote:this mental image is enough to make a person sick
big cottage cheese ass hanging out all over the place :eek:
Stop jerkin' the skin ....
You know when the rashes start bleedin' again you should stop for a day or two....
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down - candifecalpaste - 07-04-2006
leeman Wrote:Stop jerkin' the skin ....
You know when the rashes start bleedin' again you should stop for a day or two....
blond in a benz ,..excuse me,.. bew ,..is a fat ass, cock juggling thunder cunt
just sayin
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down -
leeman - 07-04-2006
candifecalpaste Wrote:blond in a benz ,..excuse me,.. bew ,..is a fat ass, cock juggling thunder cunt
just sayin
She wan't when I met her ...
Just sayin'
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down - candifecalpaste - 07-04-2006
leeman Wrote:She wan't when I met her ...
Just sayin'
ahhh,..so you're on of the untold masses that have had the unfortune to meat, errr, meet her
lucky you
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down -
leeman - 07-04-2006
candifecalpaste Wrote:ahhh,..so you're on of the untold masses that have had the unfortune to meat, errr, meet her
lucky you
Yer Texan ?????
Just wondering ....
Soccer's back on ....
See ya in a while ....
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down - candifecalpaste - 07-04-2006
leeman Wrote:Yer Texan ?????
Just wondering ....
Soccer's back on ....
See ya in a while ....
not from Texas,that be flumpish's home
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down -
Seltzer - 07-05-2006
That had to scare the hell out of anyone that saw that!
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down - ntype - 07-05-2006
and she doens'nt says but she is using her "only allowed call" as an internet call (police doesn't know that she can stays days on a 56k line without hanging down !)
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down -
Jaymac - 07-05-2006
ntype Wrote:and she doens'nt says but she is using her "only allowed call" as an internet call (police doesn't know that she can stays days on a 56k line without hanging down !)
Speaking English is a great 2nd option.
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down - Raiden - 07-05-2006
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:my white bikini-pantied ass.
if it's not a thong, then it's a granny-panty.
just sayin'
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down -
Mandy - 07-05-2006
Leroy Wrote:yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.....
I'm not sure where my pity for you should be placed. Either you lack a sense of humor, or it's just so terrible that you have confused me into thinking you have none. Please clarify for me, as I will not be able to sleep tonight without knowing. TIA.
In her post she said "No pics" and the first thing you do is ask for pics. Get it now?
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down -
Somebody's Bitch - 07-05-2006
Mandy Wrote:In her post she said "No pics" and the first thing you do is ask for pics. Get it now? 
I pray this is a troll.
My Sundress Was Split All The Way Down -
Leroy - 07-05-2006
Mandy Wrote:In her post she said "No pics" and the first thing you do is ask for pics. Get it now? 
Oh, I get it just fine. I'm not sure that you do, however. Perhaps, from now on, to avoid such inconvieniences, I will post a ":=p " or a "

" after a tounge-in-cheek comment. Is this an acceptable offer, or would you rather I PM you ahead of time and advise you of the lighthearted intentions of my comments? Either way is fine with me. I just hope to avoid the awkwardness that appears when someone needs to have the joke explained to them.