So I was wondering....
What's the longest you've ever been without sex?
And what's the longest you've been without during a relationship?
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15 years
3 weeks (due to vacation)
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
OK smart asses.
How long have you been without AFTER you lost your virginity. Scared to answer, tom? :lool:
currently going on a month, maybe longer, not sure, i've stopped counting or caring
I was just kidding.
Mine is prolly around a year.
Then 6 weeks after I had a baby.
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I went two weeks just recently. I came home, grabbed the wife, dragged her up the steps and damn near raped her. I had Adam Ant's 'goody two shoes' playing in the background.
ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.
I fear that.
mmh I started as wanting to post like the others.
mmh dunno once I lost it I never really stopped, maybe 3 or 4 month while I was working hard to pass some lousy exam if I remember correctly.
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Odysseus Wrote:yes, but she's afraid the baby is going to get hurt.
Tell her the baby ain't birthing from her ass.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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