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Softball league starts
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tonight. Our team will finish first. Weekly updates will take place. I know it's not the best thread but it's a start.

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#2

My teams 3-3 but we havent won a game in month.I blame the bitches on my team(male and female).Playoffs next week.

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#3

So far all 3 games have been rained out. At this rate we will be playing till Oct. just like the big boys.

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What position you play Bird?

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Michman Wrote:What position you play Bird?

2b or SS.I'm lefthanded so SS only when I have to.You?

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BIRD33 Wrote:I'm lefthanded

This explains a lot.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:This explains a lot.
Why? Lefties are the ones in their RIGHT MIND!

HA! That was a good one.

Um, yeah, uh, I'm lefty too. Play pitcher, Left and Right Center. Sunday morning team is 6-0, Tues pm team is 0-2.
The 6-0 team will make it deep into the playoffs.

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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:This explains a lot.

http://www.indiana.edu/~primate/left.html#Miscellaneous

Larry Bird
Bill Clinton
Henry Ford etc...

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Dr. Lecter Wrote:Why? Lefties are the ones in their RIGHT MIND!

HA! That was a good one.

Um, yeah, uh, I'm lefty too. Play pitcher, Left and Right Center. Sunday morning team is 6-0, Tues pm team is 0-2.
The 6-0 team will make it deep into the playoffs.

I'd fucking hope so.Do you guys play high lob, restricted arc or fast pitch?

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#10

We just got two new Synergy bats. Sweet.

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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BIRD33 Wrote:I'd fucking hope so.Do you guys play high lob, restricted arc or fast pitch?
Both leagues are modified fast pitch (not windmill). You?

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fuck you all
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Dr. Lecter Wrote:Both leagues are modified fast pitch (not windmill). You?

Restricted arc.I love it, its so easy to hit.I'd like to get into a fast pitch mens league.

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BIRD33 Wrote:Restricted arc.I love it, its so easy to hit.I'd like to get into a fast pitch mens league.
Much more challenging, the fast pitch. Batting .500 is an accomplishment in that, whereas batting .500 in arc is a disappointment. Games move faster too.

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Dr. Lecter Wrote:Much more challenging, the fast pitch. Batting .500 is an accomplishment in that, whereas batting .500 in arc is a disappointment. Games move faster too.

You're right *cough 16 for 19 .820 avg. cough*. Our games are timed at an hour so it doenst really matter.Do you have to slide at every close play(slide or surrender)?I hate that shit.

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BIRD33 Wrote:You're right *cough 16 for 19 .820 avg. cough*. Our games are timed at an hour so it doenst really matter.Do you have to slide at every close play(slide or surrender)?I hate that shit.
Yeah, pretty much. Seems like every week there's an argument when someone doesn't give himself up. It's a dumb rule.
Nice average. At what inning in the game are you drinking beer? Or is it like a corporate coed league?

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Dr. Lecter Wrote:Yeah, pretty much. Seems like every week there's an argument when someone doesn't give himself up. It's a dumb rule.
Nice average. At what inning in the game are you drinking beer? Or is it like a corporate coed league?

Its a sunday morning league so I'm usually still drunk from the night before or to hungover to drink but you can if you want.I'm always high as hell, one big joint in the parking lot.One ump called me on it and I was so paranoid anyway I thought I was going to get thrown out.My teams just a bunch of locals from my neighborhood and some girls that arent bad looking.Is yours a corporate thing?

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BIRD33 Wrote:Its a sunday morning league so I'm usually still drunk from the night before or to hungover to drink but you can if you want.I'm always high as hell, one big joint in the parking lot.One ump called me on it and I was so paranoid anyway I thought I was going to get thrown out.My teams just a bunch of locals from my neighborhood and some girls that arent bad looking.Is yours a corporate thing?
No they're both leagues with old friends. Most of the players in the Sunday morning league are pretty hardcore, so they smoke and drink after the game.
Are the girls good players, or more eye candy? I played in a coed league with some chicks on another team that were DIVING for shots, sliding head first, shit like that. They were hot too. Nice.

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Dr. Lecter Wrote:No they're both leagues with old friends. Most of the players in the Sunday morning league are pretty hardcore, so they smoke and drink after the game.
Are the girls good players, or more eye candy? I played in a coed league with some chicks on another team that were DIVING for shots, sliding head first, shit like that. They were hot too. Nice.

We only have decent looking chicks that can't play.Its always the other teams that have these hot softball chicks that can really swing the bat and field a ground ball.This one team has this smoking chick playing a hell of a short for christs sake.I slept with 2 of the 4 on my team so its time for some new blood.

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It's just a theory, but I'm confident that chix that dive for balls, would quickly comply with requests for deviant sex acts.
Good luck recruiting.

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