04-03-2006, 11:02 PM
So we were all in amsterdam for three days debauchery (alcool, pot and hookers for some of us), anyhow the second night we went to a local place called "the bananen bar".
Really interesting place, the bar wasn't like a normal bar, i.e. a board then an empty space behind (were the batender stays); anyhow here only a boar with no empty space. Apart that particularity the bar was looking normal (bottles behind and stuff...)
That bar was layered this way, two floors and two rooms per floor.
In each room there was a bar with two naked chicks who were the bartenders too.
That bar had one particularity : you could stay only one hour, but during that hour it was a "all you can gooze time".
The whole stuff was really disguting, depraved, and somewhat shocking. I mean the chicks were always playing with their pussies doing tricks or being touched by the people over there. They all had a rag to sit on or to wipe their hands the color of that stuff was just disgusting it was stained and them even had some kind of strange smell.
Anyhow you did took order by the chicks and they were litteraly putting their fingers INTO the glasses. first time you see that you say "vodka, only vodka and lots of" (hoping that alcool would somewhat err neutralize the stuff that lays around their fingers).
At that moment you are starting goozing beer in bootles because we all know that it is the kind that makes you awaking the next morning with a few very suspects zits the next morning.
The best thing was the show that the "bartenders" were doing...I admit that I saw over there the most incredible things I've seen.
In the few that I remember really well, there was this really hot blonde (a pair of tits to damnate a saint I tell you) his speciality was to put a pen into her vagina then sign autograph. And when I say autograph those weren't two years old scribbings, but REAL signatures. but "pussy-executed" (not with the hand). Incredible I stayed over there looking at her signing a few autographs...
Next room there was a black chick with a huge pair of tits, anyhow there were two dudes that were playing with her tits (one per tits) like madmens, everyone was laughing and stuff. That was just...disturbing
Then we walked upstairs through a small staircase; your servant over here was first in row. The staircase was doing a small turn to the left in the mid.
I was taking that small turn when a huge metalic dildo passes at maybe 10 centimeters from my head rebounding on each walls, you are like "wtf holy damned cow is happening over there ?!?" and then checked if my friends were all ok, we were 5 the next two behind me ducked against the wall the fourth one got lucky and the last one had a stain on his jack.
Up there there was some kind of asian chick who's trick was to put the dildo in his pussy then eject it like a rocket.. "wizzz"
everyone laughed and was totally drunk over there too.
ah damn we ended the evening drinking more beer in some coffee shop and smoking pot.
Really interesting place, the bar wasn't like a normal bar, i.e. a board then an empty space behind (were the batender stays); anyhow here only a boar with no empty space. Apart that particularity the bar was looking normal (bottles behind and stuff...)
That bar was layered this way, two floors and two rooms per floor.
In each room there was a bar with two naked chicks who were the bartenders too.
That bar had one particularity : you could stay only one hour, but during that hour it was a "all you can gooze time".
The whole stuff was really disguting, depraved, and somewhat shocking. I mean the chicks were always playing with their pussies doing tricks or being touched by the people over there. They all had a rag to sit on or to wipe their hands the color of that stuff was just disgusting it was stained and them even had some kind of strange smell.
Anyhow you did took order by the chicks and they were litteraly putting their fingers INTO the glasses. first time you see that you say "vodka, only vodka and lots of" (hoping that alcool would somewhat err neutralize the stuff that lays around their fingers).
At that moment you are starting goozing beer in bootles because we all know that it is the kind that makes you awaking the next morning with a few very suspects zits the next morning.
The best thing was the show that the "bartenders" were doing...I admit that I saw over there the most incredible things I've seen.
In the few that I remember really well, there was this really hot blonde (a pair of tits to damnate a saint I tell you) his speciality was to put a pen into her vagina then sign autograph. And when I say autograph those weren't two years old scribbings, but REAL signatures. but "pussy-executed" (not with the hand). Incredible I stayed over there looking at her signing a few autographs...
Next room there was a black chick with a huge pair of tits, anyhow there were two dudes that were playing with her tits (one per tits) like madmens, everyone was laughing and stuff. That was just...disturbing
Then we walked upstairs through a small staircase; your servant over here was first in row. The staircase was doing a small turn to the left in the mid.
I was taking that small turn when a huge metalic dildo passes at maybe 10 centimeters from my head rebounding on each walls, you are like "wtf holy damned cow is happening over there ?!?" and then checked if my friends were all ok, we were 5 the next two behind me ducked against the wall the fourth one got lucky and the last one had a stain on his jack.
Up there there was some kind of asian chick who's trick was to put the dildo in his pussy then eject it like a rocket.. "wizzz"
everyone laughed and was totally drunk over there too.
ah damn we ended the evening drinking more beer in some coffee shop and smoking pot.
