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Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.
Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."
What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? You are like watching Amputee Field Hockey: pathetic, and very quickly disgusting. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that Peeping Toms break into your house and close the blinds. Nah, of course you would.
In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the hell out of here!
:lool: Good find, Devious.
Busted!
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Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run an ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."
Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your Psychiatrist makes you lie face down. Nah, of course you would.
In closing, I helpfully suggest that you support your local Search & Rescue Unit, and get lost.
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Devious Wrote:HI, http://www.insultmonger.com.
WOW! that was great!
can you do another search for "how to be an idiot"
I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.
I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.
Sometimes a big dick is just that!
My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. Your ineffective imitation of good posting style only serves to illuminate your lack of substance, good taste, and decency.
I notice that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your posts. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."
I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't afflicted with mental retardation; if your weren't so fat that all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 80 Patrons OR You.", or if you weren't so ugly that even the tide wouldn't take you out. No, come to think of it, you would.
In conclusion, as your clue meter is reading zero, lets see if this registers: Get lost, creep!
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It sounds like English; it even looks like English, but I can't understand a word you're blabbering. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
The Anti-Moron™ software on my PC went crazy when I started to read your post. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."
You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat from all that cheap beer you spend your Welfare payments on that your belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine, or if you didn't have a face that could be used as an alternative to a stomach pump. Nah, of course you would.
Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.
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Funniest Goddamn thing I've ever seen. Totally busted.
You the man, Devious! Rack your ass.
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Leu is going to be very sad...:lool:
I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.
I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.
Sometimes a big dick is just that!
My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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Oh shit, never mind. Cut and Paste. No, the cut and paste was from Brawl Hall.
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I've been making this much too hard, haven't I?
I thought you used it alot....