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Top 10 Male Turn Ons
1 . Women who leave something to the imagination
2. She is not afraid to admit that she loves sex
3. She knows how to talk dirty
4. She loves her body
5. She has an accent
6. She has a wicked sense of humor
7. She is adventurous
8. She looks like a centerfold
9.She has a sexy voice
10. She has big breasts
I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.
I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.
Sometimes a big dick is just that!
My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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ITC Wrote:Top 10 Male Turn Ons
1 . Women who leave something to the imagination
2. She is not afraid to admit that she loves sex
3. She knows how to talk dirty
4. She loves her body
5. She has an accent
6. She has a wicked sense of humor
7. She is adventurous
8. She looks like a centerfold
9.She has a sexy voice
10. She has big breasts
1. She has a hole.
2. She has a heartbeat.
#2 is optional if she is still warm.
Sin,
VitE.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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SanDog Wrote:1. She has a hole.
2. She has a heartbeat.
#2 is optional if she is still warm.
Sin,
VitE.
he likes only one hole?
The MOUTH! :blink:
I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.
I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.
Sometimes a big dick is just that!
My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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CT280 Wrote:..
you mean...:bump:
I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.
I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.
Sometimes a big dick is just that!
My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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Blondie Wrote:I sure hope so. 
I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.
I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.
Sometimes a big dick is just that!
My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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Blondie Wrote:Okay fuck it. This place is dead. Who wants to hear about my Saturday night out with BEW? It was interesting to say the least....
:lool: :lool: :lool:
I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.
I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.
Sometimes a big dick is just that!
My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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Blondie Wrote:I'm starting to notice that you're easily amused. That's a good thing, I guess.
yes I am.. when you are in Rome do as the Romans... or IT.. life is way too short I like to enjoy it..don´t you?
I'd rather be despised for my character than liked for my lack of it.
I may be many things, but I am no man's consolation prize.
Sometimes a big dick is just that!
My dear, I have just kicked more ass than you have sat on
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for..
Here's the thing: If you ever get me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me
To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.
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Blondie Wrote:Not this time.
True story tho...
I walked into her master bathroom on Sunday morning and there she was in all her glory:| I said "Oh! excuse me"...she said, "I'm not shy, c'mon in girl".... I swear I tried not to look...all I wanted was a q-tip.
I was taking a shower and you wanted a towel. Get your facts straight, woman.
Blueeyedwoman
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Bill Wrote:So when she says you said come on in, were you inviting her into the shower?
Yes, I wanted my back scrubbed but she didn't catch my "cue." ><
cratch:
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