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Morning of 2-7-06
#61

cLaY Wrote:own. bought it myself before we were married. she moved in right off. she said she would help out as much as possible. i can count on one hand how many times she's given me money.

at least you will always have a place to beat your monkey.
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#62

I swear to god, for that kind of arrangement, she better fuck on cue!!

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#63

Jdub Wrote:I swear to god, for that kind of arrangement, she better fuck on cue!!

Unfortunately only in the pool hall when clay is not around.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#64

Jdub Wrote:I swear to god, for that kind of arrangement, she better fuck on cue!!

please stop. i have 40 minutes until i go home to face her royal heiness.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#65

cLaY Wrote:please stop. i have 40 minutes until i go home to face her royal heiness.

Heinous?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#66

cLaY Wrote:please stop. i have 40 minutes until i go home to face her royal heiness.

you should duct tape her to the fucking bed and put it in her butt...
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#67

Clayrock will be doing some serious groveling tonight.
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#68

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Clayrock will be doing some serious groveling tonight.

Fuck that. Dude should be staying out with the men late tonight. Just to prove a point.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#69

I say buy flowers with a card that says "Sorry I forgot to wake you up for your job".If she doesnt get the sarcasm youve got problems.

See You In Toledo
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#70

All good things must come to an end.
So this marriage will probably go on forever.

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#71

SanDog Wrote:Fuck that. Dude should be staying out with the men late tonight. Just to prove a point.

Agreed. I'll be going home, pooping, giving some attention to the dog, eating and going to watch Roy's Boys smack Dookie. If you see me online tonight, things didn't go well.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#72

cLaY Wrote:Agreed. I'll be going home, pooping, giving some attention to the dog, eating and going to watch Roy's Boys smack Dookie. If you see me online tonight, things didn't go well.



Hun, grovel.
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#73

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Hun, grovel.

How long have you been married, BEW?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#74

SanDog Wrote:How long have you been married, BEW?

This question has already been answered in this thread, but I take your meaning.

Let's let clay decide whose advice to take and whose to toss out, hmm?
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#75

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:This question has already been answered in this thread, but I take your meaning.

Let's let clay decide whose advice to take and whose to toss out, hmm?

He will say he took mine, actually take yours, and end up paying the rest of his life, or until she remarries.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#76

BIRD33 Wrote:Im going to go home after work and smoke alot of weed in peace.
What? No gay sex from your boyfriend tonight?
Did you and your anal buddy have a big fight?

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#77

update?
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#78

Bill Wrote:update?


Duke smacked the hell outta NC
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#79

Anhil8tor Wrote:Duke smacked the hell outta NC

I heard.....did Clay's old lady do the same to him?
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#80

Anhil8tor Wrote:Duke smacked the hell outta NC

did they really?

came home, woman was making dinner, she said she was sorry. she asked me to check out her car tires to see if she had a leak. i did. she also asked me if i would watch a movie with her. i said there was a game i wanted to watch. she got pissed and stormed off to the bedroom. i went to fix her tire, came back and she was waiting outside to leave, said she was going to her mothers. i threw the car jack back in her trunk and went inside to poop. while sitting there i noticed a tampon wrapper in the trash can. mystery solved. i got high, watched UNI vs WSU and UNC vs DUke and passed out on the couch. don't remember when she came home.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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