Have you ever been bitch slapped or punched by a chick?
What would you do if your girl knocked your ass out? Assuming you deserved it.
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i got jumped by a couple of doods one time at a party. when they got done this fat chick stepped in a clocked me then kicked me in the junk. it sucked.
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It's never happened to me but I assume if I deserved it that I would take it and offer nothing in return.
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I was slapped one time for no apparent reason when I was on the bus in the 9th grade.
I painted her parents driveway pink 2 days later. I used a gloss enamel. It was water resistant. Took 2 hours to roll the whole thing.
Her parents assumed she was responsible (indirectly I assume) and made her remove it all by hand. She could not. They repaved a few months later, as the pink that was left did not go well with the exterior of the house. Personally I would have simply painted over it, but who am I to argue.
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I got busted in the mouth by a drunk chick in college. bitch blind-sided me and went for my eye on the combo. I ducked the 2nd punch, grabbed her arm and twisted, and was about to punch her in the back of the head before I realized it was a girl. she was doubled over (from me wrenching her arm behind her back) and kicking at me, telling me I was a scumbag and my dad probably raped my mom.
I had spoken maybe 10 words to this girl in 3 years. I still don't really know why she did it. her friends came while I was still restraining her and took her home. the first time they let go of her she came back after me, at which point I told her and her friends "this fucking bitch has gotten all the free shots I'm gonna allow her - she touches me again and you're gonna carry her ass home".
I see her sometimes at homecoming, I laugh about it and she gets all embarassed and cries.
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She never told you why?
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what? Wrote:she was shitfaced drunk, and pissed at a friend of mine. I think she thought I was him (we were about the same height and build, hair color - I dunno). she was a center on the basketball team and played volleyball. she was almost as big as I was. we actually kinda ended up being friends after this, it was pretty funny after it was over
Bitches, can't handle the booze. That's what it is.
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what? Wrote:she was shitfaced drunk, and pissed at a friend of mine. I think she thought I was him (we were about the same height and build, hair color - I dunno). she was a center on the basketball team and played volleyball. she was almost as big as I was. we actually kinda ended up being friends after this, it was pretty funny after it was over
she was going through her "Coming Out" stage, fucking dikes.
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I had a drunk girlfriend slap me once. I acted like it didnt hurt or phase me,got my keys and took her home without speaking to her the whole ride. Once sobered up the next day she felt horrible and I turned it into the most BJ's Ive gotten in one month.My thinking was who cares,its not like I couldnt knock her out whenever but what would that do for me.
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I got my ass handed to me by a black chick when I was in like the third grade....I was raised not to hit women, so I just took the beating like a man. I don't remember what it was about. When I got home my old man asked what happened, I told him, his responce was "you did good, you don't hit women, but don't just stand there and let one kick your ass".
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i have never been slapped by a male or female
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i had a woman cold cock me
i was lucky there was a wall there to hold me up
i took some apple juice and poured it on her head and told her to cool down
she said i was violent
i laughed
we were not together for long after that incident
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snarg Wrote:i had a woman dold cock me
i was lucky there was a wall there to hold me up
i took some apple juice and poured it on her head and told her to cool down
she said i was violent
i laughed
we were not together for long after that incident
Was this before or after nap time?
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I took about 10 shots in the face from some mouthy bitch in grade 10. I looked at her and said if you hit me one more time I will knock your fucking teeth out. Thats when her friends took her away...... I wish she had have thrown 1 more punch.
She was hitting me because I kicked her boyfriends ass two days before that. Stupid bitches.
NinjaBassist Wrote:I thought it would be something different. When I get drunk I usually end up gettin naked and so for the courtesy of the other males in the house I usualy tuck my cock away like a transexual. Mangina ahoy
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