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Christmas Songs That Suck:
#1

1. "Santa Baby", Madonna (the Eartha Kitt version is OK)
2. "Wonderful Christmastime", Paul McCartney & Wings

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#2

Jingle Bells in all forms. Especially the dog barking version.
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#3

I like Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.
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#4

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I like Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.

Thanks for following instructions.

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#5

Silent night is my favorite.

See You In Toledo
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#6

TomFoolery Wrote:Thanks for following instructions.


I don't take orders well, boss.
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#7

TomFoolery Wrote:1. "Santa Baby", Madonna (the Eartha Kitt version is OK)
2. "Wonderful Christmastime", Paul McCartney & Wings

i saw her on letterman the other night
it was quite a disappointment

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#8

I think it may be Paula Poundstone (irony much?) singing as a drunk lady the Twelve Days of Christmas. It was funny the first time, but just fucking irritating the 30th time its on the radio.
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#9

"Tanenbaum" the german version
"oh tanenbaum oh tanenbaum"
"du bist der schönste der Walde..."

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#10

"12 Days of Christmas", Marguerite Piazza

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#11

TomFoolery Wrote:2. "Wonderful Christmastime", Paul McCartney & Wings


This fucking suck makes me fucking crazy. I hate it.
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#12

minorthreat Wrote:This fucking suck makes me fucking crazy. I hate it.

I love it.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#13

cLaY Wrote:I love it.


I would hate fuck your face.
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#14

Paula Poundstone and Paul McCartney should both be beaten. Just for GP.
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#15

minorthreat Wrote:I would hate fuck your face.

as long as we can listen to that tune while you pummel my tonsils.

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#16

cLaY Wrote:as long as we can listen to that tune while you pummel my tonsils.


Of course. For inspiration.
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#17

"Happy Christmas (War Is Over)", John Lennon

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#18

What about hanukkah songs?
The Adam Sandler hanukkah song is annoying. Funny at first a few years ago but now it just gets on my nerves.

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pepsi Wrote:What about hanukkah songs?
The Adam Sandler hanukkah song is annoying. Funny at first a few years ago but now it just gets on my nerves.

Die cunt.

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#20

cLaY Wrote:Die cunt.
Out yourself first and I will think about it. Smile

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