[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

One the first day of Christmas my Secret Santa sent to me,



Nada.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Did you send yours out yet?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Did you send yours out yet?

Yes I did. It went out Monday. I put a "tracking number" on the package because they said for the low, low fee I would be able to track it on its journey to the lucky recipient.

Anyhow, after 24 hours (on December 6th) the website that you track it on said:

Your item was accepted at 11:09 am on December 05, 2005 in _____, TX_____. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later.

Since then, there has not been one fucking update on where it is. Its the same fucking message. Two and a half days and the message says that it was picked up two and a half days ago.

Probably in a few days, it will have an update that says "package received". Leave it to the US post office to have such state of the art technology. I was expecting hourly updates each time it was transferred to a different truck. Some kind of GPS tracking or a map with a blinking red dot. I wanted to be like that fucking lady sitting at the desk in the middle of the highway that tells the truck they are going the wrong way because "my package told me".

I wonder what they fucking charged me for that shit.

[Blueeyedwoman]

You'll stop melting when your package arrives, I feel sure.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

You'll stop melting when your package arrives, I feel sure.

You should be a counselor. Seriously.

[Blueeyedwoman]

You wouldn't believe how often I get that.

So ... has your package arrived yet?

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

You wouldn't believe how often I get that.

So ... has your package arrived yet?

I'll check.

Your item was accepted at 11:09 am on December 05, 2005 in ______, TX ______. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later.

Not yet. Now, fuck off.

[Blueeyedwoman]

It's not chafing that I've already received my gift, is it?

[snarg]

Yes I did. It went out Monday. I put a "tracking number" on the package because they said for the low, low fee I would be able to track it on its journey to the lucky recipient.

Anyhow, after 24 hours (on December 6th) the website that you track it on said:



Since then, there has not been one fucking update on where it is. Its the same fucking message. Two and a half days and the message says that it was picked up two and a half days ago.

Probably in a few days, it will have an update that says "package received". Leave it to the US post office to have such state of the art technology. I was expecting hourly updates each time it was transferred to a different truck. Some kind of GPS tracking or a map with a blinking red dot. I wanted to be like that fucking lady sitting at the desk in the middle of the highway that tells the truck they are going the wrong way because "my package told me".

I wonder what they fucking charged me for that shit.

you can also opt for e-mail updates on the tracking
ftr, i mailed mine from philly last friday
it arrived monday on the left coast

i never received tracking info till after it arrived at its destination

[Bill]

On the first day of christmas
Leeman gave to me,
A site full of retards called IT.

[snarg]

on the second day of xmas, bill gave to me
a nice cozy cave on the back forty

[Bill]

On the third day of christmas
Blue eyed woman gave to me
A PM full of titties.

[Blueeyedwoman]

On the third day of christmas
Blue eyed woman gave to me
A PM full of titties.

Hope you enjoyed. It was cold that day.

[Bill]

Hope you enjoyed. It was cold that day.

on the fourth day of christmas
flumper still did not recieve.
a damn thing from someone at IT.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

on the fourth day of christmas
flumper still did not recieve.
a damn thing from someone at IT.

When I get my "not a damn thing", I'll put it with the diddly squat, jack shit and nada that I already got.

[snarg]

When I get my "not a damn thing", I'll put it with the diddly squat, jack shit and nada that I already got.

is there room under the tree for all that crap??

[Blueeyedwoman]

Can you imagine how awful he's going to get by the 12th day of Christmas if he's already this bad?

[Bill]

on the fifth day of christmas
the fucks at IT gave to me.
A single thread worth reading.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

This is a tough crowd to get a thread started.

[Blueeyedwoman]

This is a tough crowd to get a thread started.

If you're going to try and cut it here and when you can't get all whiny and leave for another board, then just go ahead, Hoax.