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The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-07-2005

One the first day of Christmas my Secret Santa sent to me,



Nada.

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Blueeyedwoman - 12-07-2005

Did you send yours out yet?

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-07-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Did you send yours out yet?
Yes I did. It went out Monday. I put a "tracking number" on the package because they said for the low, low fee I would be able to track it on its journey to the lucky recipient.

Anyhow, after 24 hours (on December 6th) the website that you track it on said:

Quote:Your item was accepted at 11:09 am on December 05, 2005 in _____, TX_____. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later.

Since then, there has not been one fucking update on where it is. Its the same fucking message. Two and a half days and the message says that it was picked up two and a half days ago.

Probably in a few days, it will have an update that says "package received". Leave it to the US post office to have such state of the art technology. I was expecting hourly updates each time it was transferred to a different truck. Some kind of GPS tracking or a map with a blinking red dot. I wanted to be like that fucking lady sitting at the desk in the middle of the highway that tells the truck they are going the wrong way because "my package told me".

I wonder what they fucking charged me for that shit.

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Blueeyedwoman - 12-07-2005

You'll stop melting when your package arrives, I feel sure.

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-07-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You'll stop melting when your package arrives, I feel sure.
You should be a counselor. Seriously.

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Blueeyedwoman - 12-07-2005

You wouldn't believe how often I get that.

So ... has your package arrived yet?

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-07-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:You wouldn't believe how often I get that.

So ... has your package arrived yet?
I'll check.

Quote:Your item was accepted at 11:09 am on December 05, 2005 in ______, TX ______. Information, if available, is updated every evening. Please check again later.

Not yet. Now, fuck off.

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Blueeyedwoman - 12-07-2005

It's not chafing that I've already received my gift, is it?

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - snarg - 12-07-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Yes I did. It went out Monday. I put a "tracking number" on the package because they said for the low, low fee I would be able to track it on its journey to the lucky recipient.

Anyhow, after 24 hours (on December 6th) the website that you track it on said:



Since then, there has not been one fucking update on where it is. Its the same fucking message. Two and a half days and the message says that it was picked up two and a half days ago.

Probably in a few days, it will have an update that says "package received". Leave it to the US post office to have such state of the art technology. I was expecting hourly updates each time it was transferred to a different truck. Some kind of GPS tracking or a map with a blinking red dot. I wanted to be like that fucking lady sitting at the desk in the middle of the highway that tells the truck they are going the wrong way because "my package told me".

I wonder what they fucking charged me for that shit.

you can also opt for e-mail updates on the tracking
ftr, i mailed mine from philly last friday
it arrived monday on the left coast

i never received tracking info till after it arrived at its destination

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Bill - 12-07-2005

On the first day of christmas
Leeman gave to me,
A site full of retards called IT.

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - snarg - 12-07-2005

on the second day of xmas, bill gave to me
a nice cozy cave on the back forty

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Bill - 12-07-2005

On the third day of christmas
Blue eyed woman gave to me
A PM full of titties.

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Blueeyedwoman - 12-07-2005

Bill Wrote:On the third day of christmas
Blue eyed woman gave to me
A PM full of titties.


Hope you enjoyed. It was cold that day.

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Bill - 12-07-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Hope you enjoyed. It was cold that day.

on the fourth day of christmas
flumper still did not recieve.
a damn thing from someone at IT.

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-07-2005

Bill Wrote:on the fourth day of christmas
flumper still did not recieve.
a damn thing from someone at IT.
When I get my "not a damn thing", I'll put it with the diddly squat, jack shit and nada that I already got.

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - snarg - 12-07-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:When I get my "not a damn thing", I'll put it with the diddly squat, jack shit and nada that I already got.

is there room under the tree for all that crap??

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Blueeyedwoman - 12-07-2005

Can you imagine how awful he's going to get by the 12th day of Christmas if he's already this bad?

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Bill - 12-07-2005

on the fifth day of christmas
the fucks at IT gave to me.
A single thread worth reading.

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-08-2005

This is a tough crowd to get a thread started.

The Twelve Days of an IT Christmas - Blueeyedwoman - 12-08-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:This is a tough crowd to get a thread started.


If you're going to try and cut it here and when you can't get all whiny and leave for another board, then just go ahead, Hoax.