[Bill]

there.

[Slurker]

The Republic of Slurkers Chinamen
"When Slurker comes, we all come"

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average Economy:
Developing Political Freedoms:
Some

Location: The North Pacific
The Republic of Slurkers Chinamen is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate population of 32 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Defence, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Basket Weaving.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, military spending recently hit a new high, all recreational drugs are legal, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Slurkers Chinamen's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the slurker.


Slurkers Chinamen is ranked 2218th in the region and 43,049th in the world for Nicest Citizens


I like my country.

[leeman]

Slurker ... get yer ass into the right region ....

[Slurker]

Slurker ... get yer ass into the right region ....

cratch: How? I only go there to dictate and stuff.

[ntype]

cratch: How? I only go there to dictate and stuff.

go dictate and stuff in our region, there's soon the annual penguin migration.

[ntype]

update on my country :

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, school uniforms are compulsory, and long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control. Ntype's national animal is the monkey and its currency is the Butter Monkey.

[Slurker]

go dictate and stuff in our region, there's soon the annual penguin migration.

I have no idea how to do that. Heres my pw. Topsecret.

[ntype]

I have no idea how to do that. Heres my pw. Topsecret.

I just transfered your gold national bank reserves to mine. supacool thanks

and a little update on my country :

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ntype's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Butter Monkey.

:d space age weaponry. who's gonna have a little taste of my "orbital laser" ?

[NinjaBassist]

In. better late than never

[ntype]

In. better late than never

join the region !

[Slurker]

I have no idea how to join a region or team up and stuff.

[ntype]

I have no idea how to join a region or team up and stuff.

ok click on your region (it's the link just below your country) and there's a text in the center pane that's like "you don't like your region ..." with a link just right.

click on it then enter the name of IT region (great dominium of pangea)

[NinjaBassist]

I did join the region

[ntype]

you did made well !

welcome aboard.

now shut up, crack open a beer and wait for the penguin migration.

[NinjaBassist]

Now my clan of ninjas can take over and have our own secret undergound society that no one knows about because we are ninjas. muwhahahah

[Slurker]

ok click on your region (it's the link just below your country) and there's a text in the center pane that's like "you don't like your region ..." with a link just right.

click on it then enter the name of IT region (great dominium of pangea)

thank you. i love you

[ntype]

thank you. i love you

queeze:

[Slurker]

:bump:

[Champagne]

I think I killed my nation

[SanDog]

I have to say, my nation is pretty kick ass.

The Dictatorship of SanDoggyland is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 112 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Public Transport receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18%. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Book Publishing.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. SanDoggyland's national animal is the jellyfish and its currency is the sand dollar.

SanDoggyland is ranked 1st in the region and 3,139th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

You have a telegram!