11-18-2005, 07:43 PM
ntype Wrote:Hey I just realized that I put marijuana legit.
ok. then here's what I do : cams everywhere and free drugs
that's going to be epoch.
Indeed .....
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
NationStates. Let's create an "IT" region
Indeed .....
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
11-18-2005, 07:43 PM
leeman Wrote:Indeed .....
you don't care being filmed if you are high :d
(I hope for me that there ain't much in Amsterdam)
11-18-2005, 07:58 PM
ntype Wrote:mmh...they are no troubles. No question is do I go for that, because we all know that it wouldn't stop crime, only punish honest citizens, create some revolt/revolution, underground thingies...the whole process of putting my fellow citizens under secret examination will be a problem.
A send you a barrel of monkey so you have fun !
Send it.
:finger:
11-21-2005, 07:36 PM
A week in and this is what we have so far....
Location: the Pacific
The Dictatorship of SanDoggyland is a small, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The small, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail industries.
Elections have been outlawed, bicyclists are banned from major roads, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime is a serious problem. SanDoggyland's national animal is the jellyfish and its currency is the sand dollar.
SanDoggyland is ranked 5000th in the region and 86,273rd in the world for Most Cultured.
Location: the Pacific
The Dictatorship of SanDoggyland is a small, economically powerful nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The small, corrupt, pro-business government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Social Equality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail industries.
Elections have been outlawed, bicyclists are banned from major roads, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and thieves are flogged in public for their crimes. Crime is a serious problem. SanDoggyland's national animal is the jellyfish and its currency is the sand dollar.
SanDoggyland is ranked 5000th in the region and 86,273rd in the world for Most Cultured.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
11-21-2005, 08:05 PM
ahahah yeah that rulez.
here's my state :
The Confederacy of Ntype is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 12 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 25%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.
All recreational drugs are legal, education and welfare spending are on the rise, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ntype's national animal is the monkey and its currency is the Butter Monkey.
Ntype is ranked 20th in the region and 44,950th in the world for Most Cultured.
ps : just authorized public nudity.
here's my state :
The Confederacy of Ntype is a small, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 12 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 25%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.
All recreational drugs are legal, education and welfare spending are on the rise, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ntype's national animal is the monkey and its currency is the Butter Monkey.
Ntype is ranked 20th in the region and 44,950th in the world for Most Cultured.
ps : just authorized public nudity.
11-21-2005, 09:33 PM
Don Wrote:The Dictatorship of Don Land is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 29%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Don Land's national animal is the liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the butt nugget.
Here is an update.
The Dictatorship of Don Land is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 10 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 28%, but much higher for the wealthy. A very small private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.
Elections have been outlawed, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Don Land's national animal is the liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the butt nugget.
Don Land is ranked 5227th in the region and 71,236th in the world for Most Cultured.
NinjaBassist Wrote:I thought it would be something different. When I get drunk I usually end up gettin naked and so for the courtesy of the other males in the house I usualy tuck my cock away like a transexual. Mangina ahoy
cLaY Wrote:Bird, less tongue...i want to know you mean it.
11-23-2005, 07:49 PM
:d BUMP
Here's an update:
The Republic of Slurkers Chinamen
"When Slurker comes, we all come"
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Good Political Freedoms:
Good
Location: The North Pacific
The Republic of Slurkers Chinamen is a small, devout nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 14 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government is mainly concerned with Religion & Spirituality, although Education and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 33%. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Basket Weaving.
Voting is compulsory, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, nudity is frowned upon, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Slurkers Chinamen's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the slurker.
-They can get high, but they can't get naked! :ct:
Here's an update:
The Republic of Slurkers Chinamen
"When Slurker comes, we all come"
UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some Economy:
Good Political Freedoms:
Good
Location: The North Pacific
The Republic of Slurkers Chinamen is a small, devout nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 14 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government is mainly concerned with Religion & Spirituality, although Education and Social Welfare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 33%. A small but healthy private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Information Technology and Basket Weaving.
Voting is compulsory, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, nudity is frowned upon, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Slurkers Chinamen's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the slurker.
-They can get high, but they can't get naked! :ct:
:finger:
11-23-2005, 09:35 PM
hehe here's update on my country :
Quote:Civil Rights: Excellent
Economy: Reasonable
Political Freedoms: Excellent
The Confederacy of Ntype is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 16 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Education and Defence are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 28%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry.
Punitive tariffs protect local industry, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and organ donation rates have hit a new low. Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ntype's national animal is the monkey and its currency is the Butter Monkey.
Ntype is ranked 20th in the region and 75,246th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
11-23-2005, 09:46 PM
The Republic of Flumperica
"Just Go to Sleep! I Dare You!"
UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Location: The East Pacific
The Republic of Flumperica is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass -- is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 44%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Trout Farming.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Flumperica's national animal is the duckbilled platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pot-to-piss-in.
"Just Go to Sleep! I Dare You!"
UN Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Location: The East Pacific
The Republic of Flumperica is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass -- is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 44%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Trout Farming.
Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Flumperica's national animal is the duckbilled platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the pot-to-piss-in.
11-29-2005, 07:46 PM
Update......
The Dictatorship of SanDoggyland is a large, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Education are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail industries.
Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military spending is on the increase, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. SanDoggyland's national animal is the jellyfish and its currency is the sand dollar.
SanDoggyland is ranked 1255th in the region and 27,265th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
The Dictatorship of SanDoggyland is a large, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29 million are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is mainly concerned with Law & Order, although Defence and Education are on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4%. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Retail industries.
Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, military spending is on the increase, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the government is avowedly atheist. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. SanDoggyland's national animal is the jellyfish and its currency is the sand dollar.
SanDoggyland is ranked 1255th in the region and 27,265th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
11-29-2005, 07:49 PM
UN Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Frightening
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of
Location: NEW WORLD ALLIANCE
The Free Land of Insanetrain is a large, economically powerful nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29 million enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The large, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Defence, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.
Military spending is on the increase, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, the government is avowedly atheist, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Insanetrain's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the testicles.
Insanetrain is ranked 10th in the region and 46,236th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
Civil Rights: Frightening
Economy: Very Strong
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of
Location: NEW WORLD ALLIANCE
The Free Land of Insanetrain is a large, economically powerful nation, renowned for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 29 million enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The large, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Defence, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.
Military spending is on the increase, same-sex marriages are increasingly common, the government is avowedly atheist, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Insanetrain's national animal is the ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the testicles.
Insanetrain is ranked 10th in the region and 46,236th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
11-29-2005, 07:52 PM
Lee, you are kicking ass in furniture restoration industry!
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
11-29-2005, 07:54 PM
Sandog = 27,265th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry
Leeman = 46,236th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry
I dunno if I kick that many asses like you ....
Leeman = 46,236th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry
I dunno if I kick that many asses like you ....
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
11-29-2005, 07:56 PM
leeman Wrote:Sandog = 27,265th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry
Leeman = 46,236th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry
I dunno if I kick that many asses like you ....
Oh, I misread that. I thought you were 10th in FRI. You are 10th overall!
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
11-30-2005, 12:51 AM
I've had an issue, they want my advice on speed limits :
wrack !
Quote:Today's cars are safer at high speeds than ever before," argues May Johnson, editor of Sports Car Monthly. "And long-distance commuters are tired of spending hours on the road just to get to the next city. Abolishing the speed limit would be great for the economy too! People would be more likely to go out and buy cars if they thought they'd be able to use them properly. It seems like such a shame to be puttering along at the speed limit in a magnificent car like the 450HP twin-turbo monkey SX/T-7700 you know
wrack !
11-30-2005, 02:14 PM
I agreed with the pot head on this one
National marijuana consumption has hit an all-time high, with alarming results, a new poll has found.
The Debate
1. "My factory's productivity is down ten percent since marijuana was decriminalized," complains employer Jennifer King. "And the number of thefts from the candy machine is off the scale. This so-called 'pot' needs to be banned in all public places. Let the junkies do what they want at home, but not in my workplace."
[Accept]
2. "Whoa, dude, no need to get, like, you know," says Free Your Mind campaigner Bill Summers, from his parents' basement. "This is, like, a personal choice issue, you know. It's like... whoa, just back off what I want to do with my own body. Don't let the fascists win, man. There are some hot new eckies coming in soon, they should be legal too."
[Accept]
National marijuana consumption has hit an all-time high, with alarming results, a new poll has found.
The Debate
1. "My factory's productivity is down ten percent since marijuana was decriminalized," complains employer Jennifer King. "And the number of thefts from the candy machine is off the scale. This so-called 'pot' needs to be banned in all public places. Let the junkies do what they want at home, but not in my workplace."
[Accept]
2. "Whoa, dude, no need to get, like, you know," says Free Your Mind campaigner Bill Summers, from his parents' basement. "This is, like, a personal choice issue, you know. It's like... whoa, just back off what I want to do with my own body. Don't let the fascists win, man. There are some hot new eckies coming in soon, they should be legal too."
[Accept]
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
11-30-2005, 02:16 PM
and an update
The Republic of TrailerTrashAlliance
"Relocating wherever hurricanes take us"
UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good Economy:
Thriving Political Freedoms:
Outlawed
Location: the South Pacific
The Republic of TrailerTrashAlliance is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-working, cynical population of 32 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales.
Voting is compulsory, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, organ donation is compulsory, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. TrailerTrashAlliance's national animal is the house rat and its currency is the ramen noodle.
TrailerTrashAlliance is ranked 2681st in the region and 49,354th in the world for Nicest Citizens.
The Republic of TrailerTrashAlliance
"Relocating wherever hurricanes take us"
UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Very Good Economy:
Thriving Political Freedoms:
Outlawed
Location: the South Pacific
The Republic of TrailerTrashAlliance is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-working, cynical population of 32 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A healthy private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales.
Voting is compulsory, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, organ donation is compulsory, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. TrailerTrashAlliance's national animal is the house rat and its currency is the ramen noodle.
TrailerTrashAlliance is ranked 2681st in the region and 49,354th in the world for Nicest Citizens.
One part of the Trailer Trash Alliance
11-30-2005, 06:24 PM
**********UPDATE***************
IT region created !
Join now the : Great Dominium of Pangea
cheers.
IT region created !
Join now the : Great Dominium of Pangea
cheers.
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