[Anhil8tor]

How come no one slump busts around here? Regretable chicks make the best stories..

[Vitamin E]

So fucking fat girls DOESN'T make you a goob?

I agree X gets the square (Sup Bird!)

[BIRD33]

Ive never fucked a fat chick.

[Vitamin E]

Ive never fucked a fat chick.

It's no accident we've never hung out.

[cLaY]

bump for everyone who is online right now and hasn't participated.

[Buttcake McDouchewater a.k.a. Beefass Diggler]

1. I marryd my cousin in the aegth grade.
2. The teeth I have left or still in good chape.
3. I chink my house afore winter comes.
4. Boyling your water keeps your stool from gettin soff.
5. Momma don't have no curtuns in her bedroom.
6. Raw corn ain't good for ulcers like they say.
7. My friend has aeght tows on one foot.
8. You can't knock all them milk bottles off at the fare.
9. Don't swim out past the lily pads.
10. Pan fride liver is good for your bones.
11. I need new shoes.
12. I catch fire flys in the summer.
13. Chewing tobacco can make you sicker than hell.
14. The fish are bitin if the cows are a layin down.
15. Red and yeller will kill a feller.
16. Poppin your nuckles will get you rumatism.
17. The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice.
18. Don't bail out your sisters son without askin her first.
19. Santa claus hates poor folks somethin feerce.
20. Don't drive home drunk and honk at the mayers wife.

[snarg]

I grew up squirrel hunting. You get to be a pretty good shot picking those fuckers out of a tree with a .22. I still love to hunt with a .22. We always served them fried. How did yall cook them?

squirrel and gravy with home fries
my kid loved that shit then
she would ask me in the morning if i was gonna get her a squirrel for breakfast
when she got a little older she told me never to mention eating squirrel again

by the way, it took some practice, i had never shot a gun before
my neighbor loaned me a 410 and i shot a squirrel and felt like shit
it was too easy and it tore the little bugger up
after i sighted the single shot in i never missed the bastards

the guy that traded the gun to me said he used to use it when he was a kid
said his mom used to send him out with four bullets and told him to bring back five kills
he was supposed to knock down two with one 22

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

squirrel and gravy with home fries
my kid loved that shit then
she would ask me in the morning if i was gonna get her a squirrel for breakfast
when she got a little older she told me never to mention eating squirrel again

by the way, it took some practice, i had never shot a gun before
my neighbor loaned me a 410 and i shot a squirrel and felt like shit
it was too easy and it tore the little bugger up
after i sighted the single shot in i never missed the bastards

the guy that traded the gun to me said he used to use it when he was a kid
said his mom used to send him out with four bullets and told him to bring back five kills
he was supposed to knock down two with one 22

Open sights with a .22 shooting at a squirrel's head is not an easy shot for someone that hasn't done much shooting. I remember when we would skin them, you could cut around the feet and then peel them inside out with one good pull.

[PurpleHaze]

Open sights with a .22 shooting at a squirrel's head is not an easy shot for someone that hasn't done much shooting. I remember when we would skin them, you could cut around the feet and then peel them inside out with one good pull.

You guys are fucking gross. :|

[snarg]

Open sights with a .22 shooting at a squirrel's head is not an easy shot for someone that hasn't done much shooting. I remember when we would skin them, you could cut around the feet and then peel them inside out with one good pull.

yeah, well sometimes they just got knocked out of the tree
ya gotta get there fast and whack em hard with the butt
the best part was how easy they skin out, ya got that

rattlesnake was even easier
great eating, no work

[Major Private]

squirrel and dumplins are good eatin

[Raiden]

I once shot a squirrel with my BB gun.

One shot, one kill.

[Raiden]

It's also fun to take Dolly Madison to the park and let her chase squirrels. She runs faster than they do, but they're never too far from a tree. One of these days, she's going to catch one and hilarity will ensue.

[Anhil8tor]

I have memories of my grandma making squirel soup or some shit..... anyway she would always throw the head in and eat the brains. She would then use their teeth to clean her teeth.

I have never eaten a squirel

[Banana]

1. I was premature
2. My parents conceived me the very first time (together)
3. My mom is deceased - suicide
4. My dad is deceased - heart disease
5. I have one sibling - a sister
6. I have 2 cats
7. I made the Dean's list in 1997
8. I drive a Honda Element
9. I have eaten a tequila worm
10. I have woken up naked in a field
11. I have never been stung by a bee or broken a bone
12. VitE starts awesome threads
13. I have never been pregnant
14. Jimmy and I met at a bar
15. He told me I looked like Jennifer Love Hewitt
16. I am shy
17. I live in a Bungalow (not BUNG-HOLE >_>)
18. I love pizza and chili
19. My bra sixe is 34B
20. One member of my family has slept with a member of Frankie Goes to Hollywood
21. The only drug I have done is weed
22. I love feet
23. I am writing a book
24. I have made out with 4 different women
25. I can walk on the top side of my toes

[paybacksare]

1. I was premature
2. My parents conceived me the very first time (together)
3. My mom is deceased - suicide
4. My dad is deceased - heart disease
5. I have one sibling - a sister
6. I have 2 cats
7. I made the Dean's list in 1997
8. I drive a Honda Element
9. I have eaten a tequila worm
10. I have woken up naked in a field
11. I have never been stung by a bee or broken a bone
12. VitE starts awesome threads
13. I have never been pregnant
14. Jimmy and I met at a bar
15. He told me I looked like Jennifer Love Hewitt
16. I am shy
17. I live in a Bungalow (not BUNG-HOLE >_>)
18. I love pizza and chili
19. My bra sixe is 34B
20. One member of my family has slept with a member of Frankie Goes to Hollywood
21. The only drug I have done is weed
22. I love feet
23. I am writing a book
24. I have made out with 4 different women
25. I can walk on the top side of my toes

That makes me sad. :hug:
Oh, and watch out for wahoo. He loves Jennifer Love Hewitt!

[Shadrach]

20. One member of my family has slept with a member of Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Gay uncle?

[Banana]

That makes me sad. :hug:

Thanks PBA.

[Don]

1. I hate stupid people. (So yes I hate myself)
2. I hate people who openly brag about stealing.
3. I hate pepsi (see above answer)
4. I hate people who have never experienced something (ie. weed/drinking) but then have the nerve to judge me about doing either.
5. I have never had intercourse with a relative.
6. I have drank myself silly stupid at least 15 times and blacked out two of those times.
7. I have cheated on someone.
8. I have lied to cover my own ass and let someone else take the rap for my actions. (That was a learning experience..... thank god OJ never got locked up for what I did)
9. I randomly cry for no reason at all but I guess that is my emotional side that I repress so strongly.
10. I do not express let my anger out as often as I should and then I eventually freak out over the stupidest little thing.
11. I have a 2 inch penis. (hard)
12. I like cheech and chong movies.
13. I have smoked a lot of weed in my time.
14. I pay attention to small and unimportant details.
15. I add numbers on road signs.
16. I want to have children soon..... yet I really hate kids. (does that make sense??)
17. Did I mention I hate pepsi???

That is all.

[minorthreat]

Me:

I am short
I was born in Arizona
I love the Indianapolis Colts
I am very close with my family
I am an Iowa State Cyclone season ticket holder and have been for 3 years now. (football)
I used to snowboard.
I used to skateboard.
I play the guitar,bass guitar, saxophone, and can keep a beat on the drums.
I have been in a few bands.
Music is everything to me. I listen to anything from Simon & Garfunkle to Pantera.
I procrastinate.
I talk just as much shit in person as I do on the boards.
I do not use drugs. Exception: Alcohol
I have smoked weed about 5 times in my life. Hated it 3 of those times.
I have sent out 1 pic of my cock. Which is small.
I am Swedish/Norweigen with a little German
I do not watch Baseball
I was a Laker fan, but now only root for players more than teams.
My favorite beer is Grain Belt Premium
I have 3 tattoos that all need something fixed on them.
I like to fish but do not do it enough.
I actually enjoy living in Iowa.