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Why don't you tell me about yourself? I'm curious about you.
#1
I got this in a PM. I thought I've been totally open about myself.

Here's some shit I'm sure I've shared in the past.

1. I hate commitments

2. Fantasy football junkie

3. UNC Class of '92

4. Ran 4 marathons (sup Tribal D!)

5. The only illegal drug I've experimented with is weed

6. Pretty Competetive

7. I have too many trolls

8. I know all the words to Oh Cananda

9. Did not participate in High School sports

10. Played baritone in HS Band

11. I've sent out two cock pics to IT members

12. I boned the driver of the Oscar Meyer mobile

13. I boned a Vikings Cheerleader

14. I boned the coat check girl at a local strip club

15. I'm never bored

16. I don't back down from a fight

17. I rarely pass up a dare

18. Little obsesive about fireworks

19. Love icefishing

20. Drink Pabst

21. Bow hunter

22. Own a tractor

23. Ride a skateboard, surfboard, snowboard.

24. Play guitar, bass, piano and drums - but can't sing for shit

25. 11 years in the Marines

26. Lived in Japan, Philippines

27. I've had the clap three times - once in the eye.

28. Been knocked out a bunch of times

29. I have a cat

30. I live in the woods
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#2
why? Next thing you know I'll end up with a crazy internet stalker.
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#3
Vitamin E Wrote:I got this in a PM. I thought I've been totally open about myself.

Here's some shit I'm sure I've shared in the past.

1. I hate commitments --- No shit

7. I have too many trolls I find this hard to believe

12. I boned the driver of the Oscar Meyer mobile details?

13. I boned a Vikings Cheerleader gotta have details.

14. I boned the coat check girl at a local strip club see above


answers please
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#4
oh what the fuck....

30 eh?

1. I'm a family dood
2. I've lived in a trailer
3. I'm a redneck
4. I have never had a gun rack in a vechicle
5. I always have beer in one of the 3 fridges at home.
6. I live for tequila.
7. I'm a pretty good with my hands.
8. I love fishing
9. I love hunting more.
10. I played football and was on the wrestling team in HS
11. I was kicked outta the USAF for having a bad back.
12. My wife used to be a stripper.
13. I was a wild teenager.
14. I lost my virgnity to two girls.
15. I've had the clap once.
16. I own 3 horses.
17. I own a tractor.
18. I take better care of my 4 wheeler than I do my car.
19. I've had Chamydia twice.
20. I've never paid for sex.
21. I miss playing the guitar.
22. I hate my x-wife. (the I'd laugh at her funeral kinda hate)
23. I haven't spoken to my mother in 3 years.
24. I've passed out in a public place over 6 times.
25. I love a good bar brawl.
26. I have never been knocked out. (you pussy)
27. I've had sex in very populated public places.
28. I've kicked a woman out of my house for having a stinky pussy.
29. I post way too much
30. I'd let VitE PM me a pick of the hook.
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#5
Bill Wrote:oh what the fuck....

30 eh?

1. I'm a family dood
2. I've lived in a trailer
3. I'm a redneck
4. I have never had a gun rack in a vechicle
5. I always have beer in one of the 3 fridges at home.
6. I live for tequila.
7. I'm a pretty good with my hands.
8. I love fishing
9. I love hunting more.
10. I played football and was on the wrestling team in HS
11. I was kicked outta the USAF for having a bad back.
12. My wife used to be a stripper.
13. I was a wild teenager.
14. I lost my virgnity to two girls.
15. I've had the clap once.
16. I own 3 horses.
17. I own a tractor.
18. I take better care of my 4 wheeler than I do my car.
19. I've had Chamydia twice.
20. I've never paid for sex.
21. I miss playing the guitar.
22. I hate my x-wife. (the I'd laugh at her funeral kinda hate)
23. I haven't spoken to my mother in 3 years.
24. I've passed out in a public place over 6 times.
25. I love a good bar brawl.
26. I have never been knocked out. (you pussy)
27. I've had sex in very populated public places.
28. I've kicked a woman out of my house for having a stinky pussy.
29. I post way too much
30. I'd let VitE PM me a pick of the hook.

:eek: :blink:
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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anhil8tor Wrote:Ok.. I'll Play

Here's some shit I'm sure I've shared in the past.

1. Fantasy Sports Junkie (currently I have 8 football teams, 2 hockey teams, 2 basketball teams and I had 8 baseball teams.. its the first year that I cut back)

2. Duke Basketball Fan

3. ULL class of 01

4. Played Highschool b-ball with Brandon Stokely

5. I've done weed and pills

6. Very fucking Competetive

7. I have never flirted with a troll (s'up bill)

8. My favorite Micheal Jackson tune is Dirty Diana

9. The most points I have scored in a basketball game is 40

10. I have played the skin flute for 12 years now

11. I have never sent cock pics

12. I have never received tit pics

13. I asked for 1 ass pic and got shot down

14. I have fucked a stripper

15. I have a slight ADD problem

16. I love golden tee

17. I am the glue that my friends need.. otherwise they wouldn't talk

18. I love blowing things up with fireworks.. yet I have neve lost a finger

19. I love fishing.. favorite is sac-a-lait (white perch)

20. I drink all kinds of beer. Favorite $$ brand is Purple Haze.. cheap brand is rolling rock

21. I have never killed any think hunting

22. I have owned the same snake for 10 years (bought as a baby)

23. I met Ted Turner in Atlanta in a bathroom

24. I have one kid.. boy @ 18 months

25. I lived with an ex-marine

26. I have lived in a 20 mile radius my whole life

27. I have never had a STD.

28. I have never broke a bone or been knocked out. I had stitches once in my foot.

29. I have a dog that I found on side of the road. He is 11 years old now and is part Chow part German shepard.

30. I have 2 oak trees over 200 years near my house. I also have quite a few that are over 50 years.

Sound good?
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#7
Michman Wrote::eek: :blink:

your point?
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#8
Bill Wrote:your point?

I think I :wub: you.
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#9
Anhil8tor Wrote:10. I have played the skin flute for 12 years now

wtf? 8's a homo? no wonder the chicks dig him.
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#10
Michman Wrote:I think I :wub: you.

31. I'd let Mich PM me a pick of socket wrench.
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#11
Bill Wrote:wtf? 8's a homo? no wonder the chicks dig him.


I have only ever touched my own skin flute
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#12
Michman Wrote:answers please

Vitamin E Wrote:Here's some shit I'm sure I've shared in the past.

It's all on the board. Good luck on your search!

Congratulations your upcoming learning experience on why it's more fun to delete a nic vice resetting a post count.
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#13
Vitamin E Wrote:It's all on the board. Good luck on your search!

Congratulations your upcoming learning experience on why it's more fun to delete a nic vice resetting a post count.

rack your twisted sence of humor.....
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#14
Anhil8tor Wrote:I have only ever touched my own skin flute

you can suck your own cock?
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#15
Bill Wrote:rack your twisted sence of humor.....

That shit is right outta bdic book of how to fuck with people on a message board.

That fukker deleted his nic a couple times, then said he'd never post a picture of him selft. Banana and I spent hours looking for that shit! She somehow remembered the name of the ___.jpg. That's one reason I hate fukking smart chicks. They remember everything.
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Vitamin E Wrote:That shit is right outta bdic book of how to fuck with people on a message board.

That fukker deleted his nic a couple times, then said he'd never post a picture of him selft. Banana and I spent hours looking for that shit! She somehow remembered the name of the ___.jpg. That's one reason I hate fukking smart chicks. They remember everything.

What ever happened to Bdic.....where's he posting these days.
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#17
Bill Wrote:you can suck your own cock?


Do I need to send you a picture so that you will get off my cock?

man.. the nut huggers around here..
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#18
Anhil8tor Wrote:Do I need to send you a picture so that you will get off my cock?

man.. the nut huggers around here..

That ULL edumication is showing...

Your the one who said they can play the skin flute.....In most opinions that means wrapping your lips around some meaty penis.....
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Bill Wrote:That ULL edumication is showing...

Your the one who said they can play the skin flute.....In most opinions that means wrapping your lips around some meaty penis.....


So that umpire fucked up last night eh?
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#20
Anhil8tor Wrote:So that umpire fucked up last night eh?

Confusedcratch:
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