10-26-2005, 06:09 AM
I have this hard on that will not go away. Fucker has hung around for at least 3 hrs. Fucking Enzyte! SRO. I'm tired of my hand.
What should I use to jerk off with?
![[Image: Vulture_animated.gif]](http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a83/MajorPrivate/Vulture_animated.gif)
10-26-2005, 06:27 AM
Major Private's tonsils?
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
10-26-2005, 06:28 AM
Major Private Wrote:A fleshlight?
Don't know what that is.
10-26-2005, 06:28 AM
TomFoolery Wrote:Major Private's tonsils?
MMmmmmm......sounds soft.
10-26-2005, 06:30 AM
Blow up doll. I bought one for a big party I'm throwing Friday. You'd be so hot for her.
10-26-2005, 06:34 AM
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Blow up doll. I bought one for a big party I'm throwing Friday. You'd be so hot for her.
I'm sure.
I think I'm just gonna use the cuff of my roommates work khakis.
10-26-2005, 06:37 AM
Don't do that. I need a new dryer vent for my washer/dryer. I'll send it to you. It's pretty big, but not too big for you.
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