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Hot damn!
#1

Mrs Bill just won a trip!

One of the insurance companies she writes business for was giving away an all expenses paid trip to the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas..She wrote a bunch of business with them this month and won the damn thing....now all I got to do is find somebody to pawn my kids off on for a week.
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#2

If you have a daughter that is 18+ then I'll watch those fuckers.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#3

TomFoolery Wrote:If you have a daughter that is 18+ then I'll watch those fuckers.

:blink:

My oldest step daughter is only 8.
My daughter is 5 and my son will be 2 in Jan.

:mellow:
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#4

call G$ to watch them
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#5

Anhil8tor Wrote:call G$ to watch them

He'd go crazy trying to watch my kids....I'll pawn them off on Mrs Bill's Mother.
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#6

TomFoolery Wrote:If you have a daughter that is 18+ then I'll watch those fuckers.

I'll sell you my stepdaughter. Cheap.

Fuck.
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#7

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I'll sell you my stepdaughter. Cheap.

i'll take her. can i get a pic to solidify the deal?

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#8

cLaY Wrote:i'll take her. can i get a pic to solidify the deal?

This joke was funny 5 months ago, get some new material.

Sin,

a pussy

See You In Toledo
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#9

BIRD33 Wrote:This joke was funny 5 months ago, get some new material.

Sin,

a pussy

Dood, yu totelly ran hem. Grate Wurk!

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#10

cLaY Wrote:i'll take her. can i get a pic to solidify the deal?

Sure. I'll try to get the one with the black dude she dated to piss her mom off.

Fuck.
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#11

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Sure. I'll try to get the one with the black dude she dated to piss her mom off.

fine by me, i just want to have something to jerk off to.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#12

cLaY Wrote:fine by me, i just want to have something to jerk off to.

:lool:

Fuck.
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#13

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote::lool:

i'm fucking NAILZ, aren't I?

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#14

cLaY Wrote:i'm fucking NAILZ, aren't I?
its tough when you're up against one thread by Ntype of a carrot picture and one thread by me of invisible morse code. you are an internet god.
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#15

cLaY Wrote:i'm fucking NAILZ, aren't I?

You have your moments.:lol2:

Fuck.
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#16

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:its tough when you're up against one thread by Ntype of a carrot picture and one thread by me of invisible morse code. you are an internet god.

Great...now start tugging my cock like the UJers do to Tom.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#17

cLaY Wrote:Great...now start tugging my cock like the UJers do to Tom.
sure thing.
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#18

Bill, the Atlantis is nice. The pool area, with the water slides is cool. They have a casino. Drinks are tres expensive (beers run in the $8 range) so limit you drinking to off the property if you want to save dough.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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SanDog Wrote:Bill, the Atlantis is nice. The pool area, with the water slides is cool. They have a casino. Drinks are tres expensive (beers run in the $8 range) so limit you drinking to off the property if you want to save dough.

After talking with Mrs Bill about this seriously grave accusation I have learned that all the alcohol I can drink is paid for by the awarding company....Cheers!
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#20

Bill Wrote:After talking with Mrs Bill about this seriously grave accusation I have learned that all the alcohol I can drink is paid for by the awarding company....Cheers!

You gotta appreciate that! My bar bill was more than my room bill.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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