Mrs Bill just won a trip!
One of the insurance companies she writes business for was giving away an all expenses paid trip to the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas..She wrote a bunch of business with them this month and won the damn thing....now all I got to do is find somebody to pawn my kids off on for a week.
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If you have a daughter that is 18+ then I'll watch those fuckers.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I'll sell you my stepdaughter. Cheap.
i'll take her. can i get a pic to solidify the deal?
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BIRD33 Wrote:This joke was funny 5 months ago, get some new material.
Sin,
a pussy
Dood, yu totelly ran hem. Grate Wurk!
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Sure. I'll try to get the one with the black dude she dated to piss her mom off.
fine by me, i just want to have something to jerk off to.
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote::lool:
i'm fucking NAILZ, aren't I?
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:its tough when you're up against one thread by Ntype of a carrot picture and one thread by me of invisible morse code. you are an internet god.
Great...now start tugging my cock like the UJers do to Tom.
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Bill, the Atlantis is nice. The pool area, with the water slides is cool. They have a casino. Drinks are tres expensive (beers run in the $8 range) so limit you drinking to off the property if you want to save dough.
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Bill Wrote:After talking with Mrs Bill about this seriously grave accusation I have learned that all the alcohol I can drink is paid for by the awarding company....Cheers!
You gotta appreciate that! My bar bill was more than my room bill.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?