[Bill]

if the dood's serious I'll hook you up with a 12 month plan centering on her pleasure...

[Anhil8tor]

if the dood's serious I'll hook you up with a 12 month plan centering on her pleasure...

sign me up hillbilly!

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

yes....see thread titled "I've had sex twice in the month i've been married"

Get something small and simple then. Vibrating "egg" deals would prolly do the trick.

[cLaY]

Get something small and simple then. Vibrating "egg" deals would prolly do the trick.

that sounds a little large for my ass. i was think the rabbit...how big are they?

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

that sounds a little large for my ass. i was think the rabbit...how big are they?

They come in different sizes. You should be safe. If not......well it only hurts for a minute or two.

[Bill]

the eggs are.....ok. best for topical contact only.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I seriously hate this thread and think I may retire from here.

[Anhil8tor]

what about this clay?

NSFW

http://ww2.sextoysex.com/sex/start/view....=SE0595-14

[Fairiedust]

the eggs are.....ok. best for topical contact only.

the man obviousily needs more foreplay .....keep her coming back for more...just sayin.....whatever works

[cLaY]

is this thread getting run because...

a. you think its funny that i may use a sex toy on myself
b. the thought of using a sex toy on my wife makes you guys hard
c. you care about my sexual relationship between me and my wife.
d. you feel sorry for me because i never get the pussy.
f. no comment

[cLaY]

the man obviousily needs more foreplay .....keep her coming back for more...just sayin.....whatever works

i eat that bitches box every time we have sex. i can count on my right hand how many blow jobs i can remember.

[Anhil8tor]

c. you care about my sexual relationship between me and my wife.

nothing sucks more than being married and not getting the pussy

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

is this thread getting run because...

a. you think its funny that i may use a sex toy on myself
b. there is nothing else on the internet.

b..

[Anhil8tor]

PS: I love you clay
:wub:

[BIRD33]

I seriously hate this thread and think I may retire from here.

Can somebody create a rip off of this forum so this guy can debate the finer points of it with a bunch of morons?

[BIRD33]

is this thread getting run because...

a. you think its funny that i may use a sex toy on myself
b. the thought of using a sex toy on my wife makes you guys hard
c. you care about my sexual relationship between me and my wife.
d. you feel sorry for me because i never get the pussy.
f. no comment

B\F

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Can somebody create a rip off of this forum so this guy can debate the finer points of it with a bunch of morons?

and hurry. i hate this place.

[Bill]

ok here's the deal...Bill has never used or had someone else use any adult toys on any part of him..cept this one time this chick I'm gonna tell ya about used an egg on my taint and it only made me want to scratch my sack.....after my 1st divorce I went a little pussy crazy and ended up this chick who buy day was a legal assistant and by night organized adult "toy" parties....kinda like a tupperwear party.....I've used some shit on other chicks that have totally blown their mind....I feel like Dr. Ruth...here's how ya go about it.

1) Hard plastic sucks and it will hurt a chick so stick with gel objects.
2) start off small and forget about anything that vibrates.
3) don't ask permisson to use it...it kills the mood. but don't just wip it out and expect her to go for it.....slip it to her once you have her near the edge with your mouth.

if anybody makes it this far PM me and I'll hook you up with the next steps.

[Fairiedust]

ok here's the deal...Bill has never used or had someone else use any adult toys on any part of him..cept this one time this chick I'm gonna tell ya about used an egg on my taint and it only made me want to scratch my sack.....after my 1st divorce I went a little pussy crazy and ended up this chick who buy day was a legal assistant and by night organized adult "toy" parties....kinda like a tupperwear party.....I've used some shit on other chicks that have totally blown their mind....I feel like Dr. Ruth...here's how ya go about it.

1) Hard plastic sucks and it will hurt a chick so stick with gel objects.
2) start off small and forget about anything that vibrates.
3) don't ask permisson to use it...it kills the mood. but don't just wip it out and expect her to go for it.....slip it to her once you have her near the edge with your mouth.

if anybody makes it this far PM me and I'll hook you up with the next steps.

bill speaks the truth...

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

ok here's the deal...Bill has never used or had someone else use any adult toys on any part of him..cept this one time this chick I'm gonna tell ya about used an egg on my taint and it only made me want to scratch my sack.....after my 1st divorce I went a little pussy crazy and ended up this chick who buy day was a legal assistant and by night organized adult "toy" parties....kinda like a tupperwear party.....I've used some shit on other chicks that have totally blown their mind....I feel like Dr. Ruth...here's how ya go about it.

1) Hard plastic sucks and it will hurt a chick so stick with gel objects.
2) start off small and forget about anything that vibrates.
3) don't ask permisson to use it...it kills the mood. but don't just wip it out and expect her to go for it.....slip it to her once you have her near the edge with your mouth.

if anybody makes it this far PM me and I'll hook you up with the next steps.

Bill, considering the location you live, the type of people that live there, and the shit you usually talk about............this post is really fucking creepy.