[cLaY]

...the wife a vibrator for me to use on her. if she's not down i'll probably use it on myself to massage my testicles and prostate. question...how might i best approach the prude bitch who is my wife on the subject of using a sex toy on her. serious responses only.

[Bill]

...the wife a vibrator for me to use on her. if she's not down i'll probably use it on myself to massage my testicles and prostate. question...how might i best approach the prude bitch who is my wife on the subject of using a sex toy on her. serious responses only.

just do it....

[BIRD33]

Eat a small one, shit it out and say "look what god gave us, can we keep it?"

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

...the wife a vibrator for me to use on her. if she's not down i'll probably use it on myself to massage my testicles and prostate. question...how might i best approach the prude bitch who is my wife on the subject of using a sex toy on her. serious responses only.

Just buy it and stick in her one night. This is a serious reply.

[Bill]

Just buy it and stick in her one night. This is a serious reply.

dood's right....one night when your down there tounge washing the meat curtians slide that puppy in....do not turn it on before hand.

[cLaY]

Eat a small one, shit it out and say "look what god gave us, can we keep it?"

we don't believe in god. we're involved in the church of scientology.

[cLaY]

dood's right....one night when your down there tounge washing the meat curtians slide that puppy in....do not turn it on before hand.

should i get one of those small pocket sized ones?

[Anhil8tor]

get the rabbit I think its called..

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

should i get one of those small pocket sized ones?

No, get a great big one and when she asks wtf are you doing, just tell her the lady at the second hand store said it was $$$.

[BIRD33]

should i get one of those small pocket sized ones?

I bought a small one for a girl one time, sprung it on her while we were drunk, she loved it.Im sticking to you shitting it out though.

[cLaY]

I bought a small one for a girl one time, sprung it on her while we were drunk, she loved it.Im sticking to you shitting it out though.

yeah, i'll propably shove it straight up my ass as soon as i buy it. great plan. i'll let you know how it goes.

[BIRD33]

yeah, i'll propably shove it straight up my ass as soon as i buy it. great plan. i'll let you know how it goes.

thanks.

[Fairiedust]

get the rabbit I think its called..

he should start her off smaller, he's not trying to scare the girl i assume just thrill her...Go buy one like the guys recommended, don't ask permission......"Purse size" , portable, and waterproof...

[Bill]

should i get one of those small pocket sized ones?

beats the fuck outta me.....but we can use the power of deduction to find out.....

Are you going for strictly insertion or are we going to be using in on her clitty too?...

[Anhil8tor]

hey why not rent one off of that site ninja posted the other day

[cLaY]

beats the fuck outta me.....but we can use the power of deduction to find out.....

Are you going for strictly insertion or are we going to be using in on her clitty too?...

i'll probably start off using it on her clit/my testicles and taint first off...then if she wants something in her/in me, i'll oblige.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

should i get one of those small pocket sized ones?

Is she real prudish?

[Anhil8tor]

http://www.rent-a-dildo.com/notice.htm

bad news on the anal ones.. but you can rent the others

[cLaY]

Is she real prudish?

yes....see thread titled "I've had sex twice in the month i've been married"

[Anhil8tor]

yes....see thread titled "I've had sex twice in the month i've been married"

Seriously bro.. my wife is a prude but she never objects when I pull out the vibe. She mentioned last time that I should use it on her... but other than that...