10-20-2005, 05:24 PM
Now....Who's wet? Slightly moist?
TomFoolery!
10-20-2005, 05:29 PM
:tumble:
10-20-2005, 05:30 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote::tumble:
Is that code for dry as the desert wind?
10-20-2005, 05:33 PM
PurpleHaze Wrote::tumble:
You need to give TF your number...just sayin...
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
10-20-2005, 05:35 PM
TomFoolery Wrote:What's this?
Well so far "Wet" is what it isn't.
10-20-2005, 05:46 PM
Fairiedust Wrote:You need to give TF your number...just sayin...
He has it. :wub:
10-20-2005, 05:50 PM
I wish I could pick up chicks on the internet.
:roll: x 1,456,703,899
:roll: x 1,456,703,899
10-20-2005, 05:53 PM
internet pussy is not what it's cracked up to be....I met a chick once from the big I.....she was cute but she forgot to mention she was deaf.....you know what it's like to hear a deaf chick orgasm? I'll never shake that memory...my saving grace is she never heard me leave.
10-20-2005, 06:17 PM
Bill Wrote:internet pussy is not what it's cracked up to be....I met a chick once from the big I.....she was cute but she forgot to mention she was deaf.....you know what it's like to hear a deaf chick orgasm? I'll never shake that memory...my saving grace is she never heard me leave.
I laughed...
but I hope you aren't serious.
10-20-2005, 06:18 PM
Anhil8tor Wrote:I laughed...
but I hope you aren't serious.
it was an awfull experiance.....I actually faked my orgasm just to get the fuck outta there.
10-20-2005, 06:27 PM
Bill Wrote:it was an awfull experiance.....I actually faked my orgasm just to get the fuck outta there.
how do guys fake an orgasm? just curious...i guess withc condoms...it gives you more options:mellow:
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
10-20-2005, 06:31 PM
Fairiedust Wrote:how do guys fake an orgasm? just curious...i guess withc condoms...it gives you more options:mellow:
Never leave birth control solely up to a chick....them bitches lie!.
I always used a raincoat...in this instance I didn't really need to moan or anything...I just pounded away then got real tense....then kinda feel over onto the bed...(I was behind her).. she got up to go "clean up", I think...I hit the floor running as soon as that bathroom door shut.
10-20-2005, 06:34 PM
Bill Wrote:Never leave birth control solely up to a chick....them bitches lie!.
I always used a raincoat...in this instance I didn't really need to moan or anything...I just pounded away then got real tense....then kinda feel over onto the bed...(I was behind her).. she got up to go "clean up", I think...I hit the floor running as soon as that bathroom door shut.
that seems a bit harsh....and you were how old?
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
10-20-2005, 06:40 PM
Fairiedust Wrote:that seems a bit harsh....and you were how old?
don't judge me....I talk to this chick a bunch of times on the net before we decided to meet up...she was a native american and I was curious but not once did she even give me a warning...Lunch was great....conversing via writting on a napkin, it was wonderfull...
ps I was 19ish...
10-20-2005, 06:44 PM
Bill Wrote:don't judge me....I talk to this chick a bunch of times on the net before we decided to meet up...she was a native american and I was curious but not once did she even give me a warning...Lunch was great....conversing via writting on a napkin, it was wonderfull...
ps I was 19ish...
can you give me some tips on how not to feel awkward when meeting potential mates on the internet. i don't want Bird33 to think i'm some sort of 2 pump chump and nix our november booty call.
10-20-2005, 06:46 PM
cLaY Wrote:can you give me some tips on how not to feel awkward when meeting potential mates on the internet. i don't want Bird33 to think i'm some sort of 2 pump chump and nix our november booty call.
I say show up in your boxers, on backwards so the fly is in the back, knee high tube sox and sandels....This should kill 2 birds with one stone.
10-20-2005, 06:55 PM
Bill Wrote:don't judge me....I talk to this chick a bunch of times on the net before we decided to meet up...she was a native american and I was curious but not once did she even give me a warning...Lunch was great....conversing via writting on a napkin, it was wonderfull...
ps I was 19ish...
sounded young an foolish...thank you...
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
10-20-2005, 06:57 PM
Fairiedust Wrote:sounded young an foolish...thank you...
:S
10-20-2005, 07:00 PM
Bill Wrote::S
i'd have called it a hit and run..:blink:
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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