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TomFoolery! - Bill - 10-20-2005

Now....Who's wet? Slightly moist?


TomFoolery! - PurpleHaze - 10-20-2005

:tumble:


TomFoolery! - Bill - 10-20-2005

PurpleHaze Wrote::tumble:

Is that code for dry as the desert wind?


TomFoolery! - TomFoolery - 10-20-2005

What's this?


TomFoolery! - Fairiedust - 10-20-2005

PurpleHaze Wrote::tumble:


You need to give TF your number...just sayin...


TomFoolery! - Bill - 10-20-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:What's this?

Well so far "Wet" is what it isn't.


TomFoolery! - PurpleHaze - 10-20-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:You need to give TF your number...just sayin...

He has it. :wub:


TomFoolery! - cLaY - 10-20-2005

I wish I could pick up chicks on the internet.

















































:roll: x 1,456,703,899


TomFoolery! - Bill - 10-20-2005

internet pussy is not what it's cracked up to be....I met a chick once from the big I.....she was cute but she forgot to mention she was deaf.....you know what it's like to hear a deaf chick orgasm? I'll never shake that memory...my saving grace is she never heard me leave.


TomFoolery! - Anhil8tor - 10-20-2005

Bill Wrote:internet pussy is not what it's cracked up to be....I met a chick once from the big I.....she was cute but she forgot to mention she was deaf.....you know what it's like to hear a deaf chick orgasm? I'll never shake that memory...my saving grace is she never heard me leave.


I laughed...


but I hope you aren't serious.


TomFoolery! - Bill - 10-20-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:I laughed...


but I hope you aren't serious.

it was an awfull experiance.....I actually faked my orgasm just to get the fuck outta there.


TomFoolery! - Fairiedust - 10-20-2005

Bill Wrote:it was an awfull experiance.....I actually faked my orgasm just to get the fuck outta there.


how do guys fake an orgasm? just curious...i guess withc condoms...it gives you more options:mellow:


TomFoolery! - Bill - 10-20-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:how do guys fake an orgasm? just curious...i guess withc condoms...it gives you more options:mellow:

Never leave birth control solely up to a chick....them bitches lie!.

I always used a raincoat...in this instance I didn't really need to moan or anything...I just pounded away then got real tense....then kinda feel over onto the bed...(I was behind her).. she got up to go "clean up", I think...I hit the floor running as soon as that bathroom door shut.


TomFoolery! - Fairiedust - 10-20-2005

Bill Wrote:Never leave birth control solely up to a chick....them bitches lie!.

I always used a raincoat...in this instance I didn't really need to moan or anything...I just pounded away then got real tense....then kinda feel over onto the bed...(I was behind her).. she got up to go "clean up", I think...I hit the floor running as soon as that bathroom door shut.


that seems a bit harsh....and you were how old?


TomFoolery! - Bill - 10-20-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:that seems a bit harsh....and you were how old?

don't judge me....I talk to this chick a bunch of times on the net before we decided to meet up...she was a native american and I was curious but not once did she even give me a warning...Lunch was great....conversing via writting on a napkin, it was wonderfull...

ps I was 19ish...


TomFoolery! - cLaY - 10-20-2005

Bill Wrote:don't judge me....I talk to this chick a bunch of times on the net before we decided to meet up...she was a native american and I was curious but not once did she even give me a warning...Lunch was great....conversing via writting on a napkin, it was wonderfull...

ps I was 19ish...

can you give me some tips on how not to feel awkward when meeting potential mates on the internet. i don't want Bird33 to think i'm some sort of 2 pump chump and nix our november booty call.


TomFoolery! - Bill - 10-20-2005

cLaY Wrote:can you give me some tips on how not to feel awkward when meeting potential mates on the internet. i don't want Bird33 to think i'm some sort of 2 pump chump and nix our november booty call.

I say show up in your boxers, on backwards so the fly is in the back, knee high tube sox and sandels....This should kill 2 birds with one stone.


TomFoolery! - Fairiedust - 10-20-2005

Bill Wrote:don't judge me....I talk to this chick a bunch of times on the net before we decided to meet up...she was a native american and I was curious but not once did she even give me a warning...Lunch was great....conversing via writting on a napkin, it was wonderfull...

ps I was 19ish...


sounded young an foolish...thank you...


TomFoolery! - Bill - 10-20-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:sounded young an foolish...thank you...

:S


TomFoolery! - Fairiedust - 10-20-2005

Bill Wrote::S

i'd have called it a hit and run..:blink: