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#1

There is a fan above my stove that wont turn off. We have tried every switch in the house and yet it wont turn off. Plus I noticed some mushrooms growing in my bathroom last night.

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#2

Pull the power supply to the fan.... this will involve possibly removing the fan from it's location and cutting a wire and then putting those threadable plastic end thingy's (yeah thats the technical term)

On a side note..... eat the mushrooms and let us know if they get you high.
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#3

I tried that one time in a trailer I lived in before. I guess you could say they worked if working means puking in a toilet for 2 days straight. Now in order to cut the power supply to the fan would involve taking apart the wall because it is inside the wall. I will probably get drunk this weekend and just break it. On a side note I killed one of the rats that were living in the wall.

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#4

Good job on killing the rat..... now instead of taking the time to break it while drunk take the dead rat and just jam it into the blades of the fan and that should eventually kill the motor. You may have to break the mesh gaurd in front of the blades but they usually have screws on them or snap into place.

Make sure to insert the rat head first.
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#5

I would but we fed the rat to my friends pirahnas. A lot better than the time we BBQ'd one. Shit smelt real bad and didnt taste pleasent

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#6

Damn..... oh well you'll figure it out just don't burn that sucker down.
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#7

If it does catch fire I got a 2 minutes to grab my bass and my carmen electra pussy pocket. But due to being stoned I'll probably only have 1. God speed ninja god speed.

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#8

Go for the pocket pussy.
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#9

If not I may have to settle for a ziploc bag and warm mayonaise

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#10

Nice. Don't forget to stick the cucumber up your ass so you can get the extra sensation.
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#11

are you hitting on me?

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#12

Would this make you happy if I were???
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#13

NinjaBassist Wrote:I would but we fed the rat to my friends pirahnas. A lot better than the time we BBQ'd one. Shit smelt real bad and didnt taste pleasent


Does your friend really have a pirahna?

I want one.. but can't find where to buy them.
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#14

Yeah my friend really has one. Not sure where he got it but I'll ask for ya

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#15

Most pet stores should carry them. I would put one in the mail when I send your CD today but I don't think it would fare too well.
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#16

Don Wrote:Would this make you happy if I were???
If it would make you happy I shot myself

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#17

NinjaBassist Wrote:If it would make you happy I shot myself

Well beingt the typical human being I do happen to thrive off of carnage and others misfortunes..... but I do not wish death upon you at this time, so for the time being no I am not hitting on you.
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#18

so there is a god

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#19

NinjaBassist Wrote:Yeah my friend really has one. Not sure where he got it but I'll ask for ya

Please do.. I'd like to get one..

can you feed them live mice?
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#20

Anhil8tor Wrote:Please do.. I'd like to get one..

can you feed them live mice?


It would be pretty fucking awesome if you could.
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