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So the other night I was showing my Mom my Penis...
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...and my wife walks in. Well she gets all mad and shit and throws her beer bottle and my Mom ducks and he hits my cousin in the chin. Well, he swallowed his snuff and we had to rush him to the hospital. The whole thing cost us $48 and now my mom wants me to pay for it. I told her to fuck off and call my rich brother that works at the Walmart. Fucking Hillbillies.
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...and my wife walks in. Well she gets all mad and shit and throws her beer bottle and my Mom ducks and he hits my cousin in the chin. Well, he swallowed his snuff and we had to rush him to the hospital. The whole thing cost us $48 and now my mom wants me to pay for it. I told her to fuck off and call my rich brother that works at the Walmart. Fucking Hillbillies.
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...and my wife walks in. Well she gets all mad and shit and throws her beer bottle and my Mom ducks and he hits my cousin in the chin. Well, he swallowed his snuff and we had to rush him to the hospital. The whole thing cost us $48 and now my mom wants me to pay for it. I told her to fuck off and call my rich brother that works at the Walmart. Fucking Hillbillies.
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#4

I say you celebrate by having a few penises!
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#5

I say you celebrate by having a few penises!
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#6

I say you celebrate by having a few penises!
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#7

VitaminE Wrote:I say you celebrate by having a few penises!


I'm as queer as a choreographer for an Elton John concert. Can I please suck your hook?
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#8

VitaminE Wrote:I say you celebrate by having a few penises!


I'm as queer as a choreographer for an Elton John concert. Can I please suck your hook?
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#9

VitaminE Wrote:I say you celebrate by having a few penises!


I'm as queer as a choreographer for an Elton John concert. Can I please suck your hook?
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#10

Beaucephus Wrote:@$&@%^*#(#*&(#^(&!#^$^!#$!$#^&^&@^*&^%#

Only if I can start with yours!!!!

I want Beau's hook :|
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Beaucephus Wrote:@$&@%^*#(#*&(#^(&!#^$^!#$!$#^&^&@^*&^%#

Only if I can start with yours!!!!

I want Beau's hook :|
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Beaucephus Wrote:@$&@%^*#(#*&(#^(&!#^$^!#$!$#^&^&@^*&^%#

Only if I can start with yours!!!!

I want Beau's hook :|
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#13

Man I don't rember posting such things here. :|
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#14

Man I don't rember posting such things here. :|
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#15

Man I don't rember posting such things here. :|
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#16

leucetios Wrote:I want Beau's hook :|

Since when does beau have a hook?
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#17

leucetios Wrote:I want Beau's hook :|

Since when does beau have a hook?
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#18

leucetios Wrote:I want Beau's hook :|

Since when does beau have a hook?
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#19

Huh

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#20

Huh

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