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Art Chick Told Me She'd Lick Some Pussy
#1

So I just sent her an email.




Subject: Let's Have A Threesome This Weekend


Body: You pick the girl. She can't be ugly though, OK?


Tom

P.S. I'm 100% serious.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

this won't go well for our hero.
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#3

You should offer her the $40 you won playing poker.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#4

VitaminE Wrote:this won't go well for our hero.

I figured as much. But I don't really feel like talking to her anymore, so either way it's win-win for Mr. Foolery.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#5

who's the dipshit in your av?
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#6

VitaminE Wrote:who's the dipshit in your av?

The chick I want to have a threesome with this weekend.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#7

she's got a pretty mouth
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#8

bump

Thoughts? Opinions? Suggestions?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#9

Have you fucked her yet?

See You In Toledo
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#10

I wouldn't even mind if she was a little ugly. As long as she's happy. And if she's picking, she should be happy.
Make them get the ball rolling while you watch. Then when you feel comfortable stick your cock in the other chicks mouth.
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#11

BIRD33 Wrote:Have you fucked her yet?

This bitch wants me to sleep over there and just cuddle, because that makes her feel good. But she won't fuck yet since she's had bad experiences with getting "physical" too quickly.

I haven't slept over there; I've rejected her request twice. If she's not down for the threesome this weekend then I'm out the do' ('sup Snoop).

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#12

have you even got her drunk yet?
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#13

You should stay over. Play "Just the Tip", you know, just to see how it feels.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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Shadrach Wrote:I wouldn't even mind if she was a little ugly. As long as she's happy. And if she's picking, she should be happy.
Make them get the ball rolling while you watch. Then when you feel comfortable stick your cock in the other chicks mouth.

My boy what? hit me with some of the best advice I've ever received:

A pair of deuces beats an ace any day.


So I wouldn't mind entirely if she picked an uggo, but I doubt it will even come to that. Should I tell her that I can be loaded up with Enzyte, Ogoplex, and Viagara if needed?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:This bitch wants me to sleep over there and just cuddle, because that makes her feel good. But she won't fuck yet since she's had bad experiences with getting "physical" too quickly.

I haven't slept over there; I've rejected her request twice. If she's not down for the threesome this weekend then I'm out the do' ('sup Snoop).


In my experience, if you can get past the cuddling, it usually leads to fucking.
Sleep over, bring some wine, it's the wine that unlocks the box.
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#16

cLaY Wrote:have you even got her drunk yet?

She doesn't drink much. Stupid bitch.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#17

This "treat Tom like a 15 year old virgin" shit sucks.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#18

TomFoolery Wrote:But she won't fuck yet since she's had bad experiences with getting "physical" too quickly.

It's not your fault Dave. All the other guys messed her up.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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TomFoolery Wrote:This "treat Tom like a 15 year old virgin" shit sucks.

No, we are treating you like a guy who has not had any since he was a 15 year old virgin.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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SanDog Wrote:No, we are treating you like a guy who has not had any since he was a 15 year old virgin.

My bad. Carry on.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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