[TomFoolery]

Stoney, watch the Chris Rock special "Bigger & Blacker". There's a section about fucking a friend you should pay attention to. It also goes on to state that whenever a man asks to help with something all he is actually doing is offering some dick.

Can I help you with that?

Translation: Can I help you with SOME DICK?

Or you can just stand on a corner with a sign that says "I need some dick" and I'm sure you'll get plenty of responses.

[Jimmy]

Methinks this thread has gotten off topic. But I took forever to read it cause it's really funny. My opinion is to stay the hell away from a married guy unless all you want is sex. BE SURE OF THIS! Because that is all he will want and if you start getting weird and falling for his "Yeah I'll leave my wife for you....but not this close to christmas.....wait till after her birthday...kids birthday....easter.....remembrance day...etc" bullshit, that's where things get ugly.
Jus sayin. <_<
PS Stay the hell away from married men. :lol:
How much is a flight to Sweden from there? Leeman offered his services if I remember correctly from a few pages back. :lol: :lol:

[beaver-trap]

okay, so everyone is offering advice to the women on how to get some 'dick', but how does a guy go about getting some 'tail'? i am on a losing streak like you wouldn't believe...Playboy cancelled my subscription, they said they only liked me as a friend :blink:

[Geesus]

First of all........Cheating is wrong, no matter who you are, don't do it, get your dick somewhere else.

Beaver. It just happens dude.......I know, but things for me have turned around so be patient.

[Jimmy]

Originally posted by beaver-trap@Mar 8 2004, 09:55 PM
okay, so everyone is offering advice to the women on how to get some 'dick', but how does a guy go about getting some 'tail'? i am on a losing streak like you wouldn't believe...Playboy cancelled my subscription, they said they only liked me as a friend :blink:

It always just came to me, so I have no real advice. But man that playboy comment....BWAHAHAHAHAH :lol: :lol: :lol:
Not bragging ny the way, there were some LOOOOONG stretches in between at times. :blink:

[Hybrid]

Originally posted by Stoney@Mar 8 2004, 10:15 PM
I work for a small health system in the physician recruiting department. We're located at the main corporate office, but are in a suite by ourselves - me and my two middle aged bosses. There's only ever been one young, single guy I've seen around here who was half-way interesting. He worked in Finance...we went out a couple times, but he was too faggy for my taste.

But then, there are the married men.&nbsp; B) I know it's wrong, but dang...a couple of them are [b]cute. There's this one, who's got the most beautiful eyes. He works in Assurance & Compliance...Craig.&nbsp; :wub: We don't often have the opportunity to interact, but when we do, I get all nervous and geeky and I swear I caught him looking at my boobs!&nbsp;

The question is: just how evil is it to have affairs with married guys? And, if I decide it's not too evil, how do I go about it? I've never been good at the initiator role, much less when I am unsure of the other person's interest level. Just being friendly isn't cutting it...hypothetically, what do I do? [/b]

honestly stoney i love you girl but I think its wrong to act on your feelings towards this man...its cool to think about it, no harm in that..its just that ive seen alot of what happens with that stuff and its just ugly...my mother after her divorce started messing with married guys and I lost alot of respect for her cuz of it.... for that and more I will never be getting married....

[bobbythong]

Never dip your pen in the company ink.

[Firemanz84]

Originally posted by beaver-trap@Mar 8 2004, 11:55 PM
okay, so everyone is offering advice to the women on how to get some 'dick', but how does a guy go about getting some 'tail'? i am on a losing streak like you wouldn't believe...Playboy cancelled my subscription, they said they only liked me as a friend :blink:

Beavertrap meet Stoney...Stoney meet the Beav...

[Beaucephus]

Originally posted by beaver-trap@Mar 8 2004, 10:55 PM
okay, so everyone is offering advice to the women on how to get some 'dick', but how does a guy go about getting some 'tail'? i am on a losing streak like you wouldn't believe...Playboy cancelled my subscription, they said they only liked me as a friend :blink:

ROFLMAO at Playboy. That funny as hell. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[St0ney]

Tom...I know what you're talking about. Some of the best dicking I've had lately (meaning in the last 5 years or so...cause there ain't been much! was from this guy who fixed my Jeep. Hmmmm...I do need some shit fixed at my house...now I just need a candidate.

I know all the warnings about married men...I was just daydreaming about it. Sheesh. I guess I could be getting laid by my friend, Russian Biology professor dude, if I was ok with sleeping with someone else's husband.

I just wanted something to make me hot so I could go home and jill off. At least I know how to do that right, now.

beaver, make your own sexual angst thread! This bitch is mine, and I'm the only bitch who gets to whine in it! :t:

I just went and smoked a bowl with an ex I like to call 'Girly Boy'. He always did have good weed. Too bad about the small penis...

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by Stoney@Mar 9 2004, 06:36 PM
Tom...I know what you're talking about. Some of the best dicking I've had lately (meaning in the last 5 years or so...cause there ain't been much! was from this guy who fixed my Jeep. Hmmmm...I do need some shit fixed at my house...now I just need a candidate.

I know all the warnings about married men...I was just daydreaming about it. Sheesh. I guess I could be getting laid by my friend, Russian Biology professor dude, if I was ok with sleeping with someone else's husband.

I just wanted something to make me hot so I could go home and jill off. At least I know how to do that right, now.

beaver, make your own sexual angst thread! This bitch is mine, and I'm the only bitch who gets to whine in it!&nbsp; :t:

I just went and smoked a bowl with an ex I like to call 'Girly Boy'. He always did have good weed. Too bad about the small penis...

I'm gonna break this down section by section for you Stoney.

1. I'm pretty good with computers, so if that ever fucks up on you let me know and I'll come out there and "fix it for you".

2. Don't fuck with the married man, reference the previous posts in this thread if you need advice.

3. "jill off"...that is fucking great, I've never heard that one before and it made me laugh. You've got a great sense of humor, use it to your advantage and the dick will line up.

4. Whatever, that shit is between you and beaver

5. If you make up nicknames for your ex-boyfriends it won't aid in the dicking process. Besides, if he can work it then the size shouldn't matter, right? If you went to his house just to smoke though then I understand...

[Hybrid]

Originally posted by Stoney@Mar 8 2004, 10:46 PM
Ok, I guess I should state my minimum requirement for a sex partner is that he is attractive to me.

Have you seen the guys who work for the phone/cable company?

damn that cuts me out of the deal...

[St0ney]

Originally posted by TomFoolery_420@Mar 9 2004, 01:04 PM
5.&nbsp; If you make up nicknames for your ex-boyfriends it won't aid in the dicking process.&nbsp; Besides, if he can work it then the size shouldn't matter, right?&nbsp; If you went to his house just to smoke though then I understand...

Ah, but he couldn't work it. That was most of the problem. He touched my breast like he was a 10 year old boy or something. Foreplay was non-existant, and intercourse...well, let's just say I had to push him down and climb on top of him the ONE time we didn't do it missionary style. Meh. I guess eventually I was hanging out with him just to smoke...and watch his band play. Is that evil? :unsure:

[Hybrid]

no..

[TomFoolery]

Originally posted by Stoney+Mar 9 2004, 07:20 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Stoney @ Mar 9 2004, 07:20 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-TomFoolery_420@Mar 9 2004, 01:04 PM
5.&nbsp; If you make up nicknames for your ex-boyfriends it won't aid in the dicking process.&nbsp; Besides, if he can work it then the size shouldn't matter, right?&nbsp; If you went to his house just to smoke though then I understand...

Ah, but he couldn't work it. That was most of the problem. He touched my breast like he was a 10 year old boy or something. Foreplay was non-existant, and intercourse...well, let's just say I had to push him down and climb on top of him the ONE time we didn't do it missionary style. Meh. I guess eventually I was hanging out with him just to smoke...and watch his band play. Is that evil? :unsure: [/b][/quote]
You know, I love being on the bottom...just sayin'.

You said "Meh". Do you mind if I ask what that is a reference to? I use that word all the time and I know where I reference it from, just curious to see where you picked it up.

If he sucked in the sack then it isn't evil for you to use him to smoke and watch his band.

[St0ney]

A friend of mine used to say meh. I used to say eh. I was recently bitched at by another friend for saying eh, so I switched to meh and this is somehow better.

Do I pass?

[Firemanz84]

Originally posted by Stoney@Mar 9 2004, 01:47 PM
Do I pass?

...looks like you're trying anyway...

[Beaucephus]

Here try this guy woman. Maybe he can help you out. His number is 867-5309 :t: :t:

[St0ney]

Yick. :|

[minorthreat]

Would a penis this size interest you Stoney? I'll PM you my number.