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In an homage to Clumper Fuckclump's tired insults today, we should do a message thread, a la George Costanza's "The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!"
So...
Hey 8, Doug and Wendy Whiner called, they want their residual checks.
(yeah, "Hey Doc the Shitty thread store called. Your backorder was delivered yesterday".... save it)
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Hey Spork,
Stephen Hawkings called. He'll have to revisit his theories since you managed to cram twenty hours of boring into twenty minutes.
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BEW, the Stepford Wives called. Your application has been rejected.
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TF, the base of your penis called. It said to stop pressing the ruler so hard into it, it's 4 inches, and that's it.
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Hey pepsi,
That pack of Australian dingoes called Re: Bree. They said "no thanks".
VitaminE,
PETCO called and said they will no longer be requiring your cat grooming services
TF, UJ called..they said there is no need for you to get back in when you can visit Suzy, Horse, Elf, Hamcannon and a bunch of their other members right here in IT.
Hey Fem,
Courtney Love called. She said that being a crack whore's more fun that it looks and to not let them get to ya.
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Hey Flumpy, SporK called. He said, eh, nevermind. I'm sure you already know, because you're sucking his cock all the time.
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Hey Pepsi,
The Scarecrow called. He said to stop stealing his thunder.
wooo only myself called myself but the phone was busy.
I was obviously telephoning !
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RACK the growing comprehension chasm when ntype smokes some cabbage!!!
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Hey PH,
Your husband called. Get the fuck off the internet.
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The World Called
To all IT members .. Hey hamstrings... there's a life you know .... OUTSIDE with real ppl...
On a second notion ... If you have yahoo messenger ... Upgrade to the latest Beta and we all can call eachother and leave funny messages ... Or masturbating ones (sup MT)
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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Hey Lecter, the AMA called and they are revoking your license for internet malpractise.
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Hey Horse... the queen here ... I'm dismantling the german squadrons so you can have your job back as ticket seller to tourists by Big Ben.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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Hey Blueeyedwoman,
Chernobyl phoned. They said you're as unstable as anything they've ever seen.
