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Telephone messages thread - Dr. Lecter - 07-22-2005

In an homage to Clumper Fuckclump's tired insults today, we should do a message thread, a la George Costanza's "The jerk store called, they're running out of YOU!"

So...


Hey 8, Doug and Wendy Whiner called, they want their residual checks.





(yeah, "Hey Doc the Shitty thread store called. Your backorder was delivered yesterday".... save it)

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Telephone messages thread - Banana - 07-22-2005

Hey Spork,

Stephen Hawkings called. He'll have to revisit his theories since you managed to cram twenty hours of boring into twenty minutes.

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Telephone messages thread - Dr. Lecter - 07-22-2005

:wub:

BEW, the Stepford Wives called. Your application has been rejected.

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Telephone messages thread - Dr. Lecter - 07-22-2005

TF, the base of your penis called. It said to stop pressing the ruler so hard into it, it's 4 inches, and that's it.

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Telephone messages thread - TomFoolery - 07-22-2005

Hey pepsi,

That pack of Australian dingoes called Re: Bree. They said "no thanks".

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Telephone messages thread - Beaucephus - 07-22-2005

VitaminE,

PETCO called and said they will no longer be requiring your cat grooming services

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Telephone messages thread - TomFoolery - 07-22-2005

Beaucephus Wrote:VitaminE,

PETCO called and said they will no longer be requiring your cat grooming services

Hey Beau,

A bunch of crickets just called. They saw that you posted in this thread, and they will be here shortly.

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Telephone messages thread - Beaucephus - 07-22-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Hey Beau,

A bunch of crickets just called. They saw that you posted in this thread, and they will be here shortly.

I used to use crickets as fish bait.

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Telephone messages thread - Blondie - 07-22-2005

TF, UJ called..they said there is no need for you to get back in when you can visit Suzy, Horse, Elf, Hamcannon and a bunch of their other members right here in IT.

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Telephone messages thread - Banana - 07-22-2005

Hey Fem,
Courtney Love called. She said that being a crack whore's more fun that it looks and to not let them get to ya.

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Telephone messages thread - Dr. Lecter - 07-22-2005

Hey Flumpy, SporK called. He said, eh, nevermind. I'm sure you already know, because you're sucking his cock all the time.

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Telephone messages thread - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 07-22-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Hey Beau,

A bunch of crickets just called. They saw that you posted in this thread, and they will be here shortly.

^^ Funny

Dr. Lecter Wrote:Hey Flumpy, SporK called. He said, eh, nevermind. I'm sure you already know, because you're sucking his cock all the time.

^^ Terrible.

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Telephone messages thread - Banana - 07-22-2005

Hey Pepsi,
The Scarecrow called. He said to stop stealing his thunder.

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Telephone messages thread - ntype - 07-22-2005

wooo only myself called myself but the phone was busy.

I was obviously telephoning !

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Telephone messages thread - Dr. Lecter - 07-22-2005

:loool:

RACK the growing comprehension chasm when ntype smokes some cabbage!!!

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Telephone messages thread - CT280 - 07-23-2005

Hey PH,

Your husband called. Get the fuck off the internet.

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Telephone messages thread - leeman - 07-23-2005

The World Called
To all IT members .. Hey hamstrings... there's a life you know .... OUTSIDE with real ppl...





On a second notion ... If you have yahoo messenger ... Upgrade to the latest Beta and we all can call eachother and leave funny messages ... Or masturbating ones (sup MT)

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Telephone messages thread - Blueeyedwoman - 07-23-2005

Hey Lecter, the AMA called and they are revoking your license for internet malpractise.

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Telephone messages thread - leeman - 07-23-2005

Hey Horse... the queen here ... I'm dismantling the german squadrons so you can have your job back as ticket seller to tourists by Big Ben.

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Telephone messages thread - TomFoolery - 07-23-2005

Hey Blueeyedwoman,

Chernobyl phoned. They said you're as unstable as anything they've ever seen.

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