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The difference between "guts" and "balls"...
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
big gutted balls - is coming home late, kick the dog in the genitals, throw the cat on the kids beds, come near your dear half smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slap her on the ass and to say, "You're next, but first clean that motherfucking house, and do me a sandwich"
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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Haha!! ROFLMAO!!! I wiuld never say that! Holy moly he's a brave dude!!!
oh, RACK!
The irony of this is that we just let them think this is kind of shit is true.
Meanwhile, they're following us around holding our purses.
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Blondie Wrote:The irony of this is that we just let them think this is kind of shit is true.
Meanwhile, they're following us around holding our purses.
You are with the wrong men.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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Blondie Wrote:You haven't seen me. 
Lovey, real men never hold the purse. We go in the changing room with you. You bend over to remove the stilleto's and we hit that ass.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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Me? I'd walk five feet behind, jump when called, make the sammich, climb in my man's lap and snuggle him.
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Blondie Wrote:Dood, you would hold my purse, rub my feet, brush my hair, make me sammich.....and like it.
I don't hold purses. That is just the way it is. I always go back to the old adage...
No matter how hot she is, some dude somewhere is tired of fucking her.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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i had no idea IT was loaded with such romantic fellows
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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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