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Balls or Guts which do you have? - Fairiedust - 07-20-2005

The difference between "guts" and "balls"...

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."


Balls or Guts which do you have? - ntype - 07-20-2005

big gutted balls - is coming home late, kick the dog in the genitals, throw the cat on the kids beds, come near your dear half smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slap her on the ass and to say, "You're next, but first clean that motherfucking house, and do me a sandwich"


Balls or Guts which do you have? - Odysseus - 07-20-2005

:loool: x 1,000,000


Balls or Guts which do you have? - Fairiedust - 07-20-2005

Rack Ntype's mad skills


Balls or Guts which do you have? - Odysseus - 07-20-2005

ntype Wrote:big gutted balls - is coming home late, kick the dog in the genitals, throw the cat on the kids beds, come near your dear half smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slap her on the ass and to say, "You're next, but first clean that motherfucking house, and do me a sandwich"
http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/


Balls or Guts which do you have? - Sneezy - 07-20-2005

Haha!! ROFLMAO!!! I wiuld never say that! Holy moly he's a brave dude!!!
oh, RACK!


Balls or Guts which do you have? - Blondie - 07-20-2005

The irony of this is that we just let them think this is kind of shit is true.
Meanwhile, they're following us around holding our purses.


Balls or Guts which do you have? - SanDog - 07-20-2005

Blondie Wrote:The irony of this is that we just let them think this is kind of shit is true.
Meanwhile, they're following us around holding our purses.
You are with the wrong men.


Balls or Guts which do you have? - Blondie - 07-20-2005

SanDog Wrote:You are with the wrong men.


You haven't seen me. Wink


Balls or Guts which do you have? - SanDog - 07-20-2005

Blondie Wrote:You haven't seen me. Wink


Lovey, real men never hold the purse. We go in the changing room with you. You bend over to remove the stilleto's and we hit that ass.


Balls or Guts which do you have? - Blondie - 07-20-2005

SanDog Wrote:Lovey, real men never hold the purse. We go in the changing room with you. You bend over to remove the stilleto's and we hit that ass.


Dood, you would hold my purse, rub my feet, brush my hair, make me sammich.....and like it. Wink


Balls or Guts which do you have? - Dr. Lecter - 07-20-2005

she's right... :$


Balls or Guts which do you have? - Bill - 07-20-2005

Blondie Wrote:Dood, you would hold my purse, rub my feet, brush my hair, make me sammich.....and like it. Wink

you'd have to suck some mean cock.


Balls or Guts which do you have? - Blondie - 07-20-2005

Dr. Lecter Wrote:she's right... :$


^^^^ gets it.


Balls or Guts which do you have? - Blueeyedwoman - 07-20-2005

Me? I'd walk five feet behind, jump when called, make the sammich, climb in my man's lap and snuggle him.


Balls or Guts which do you have? - SanDog - 07-20-2005

Blondie Wrote:Dood, you would hold my purse, rub my feet, brush my hair, make me sammich.....and like it. Wink

I don't hold purses. That is just the way it is. I always go back to the old adage...

No matter how hot she is, some dude somewhere is tired of fucking her.


Balls or Guts which do you have? - ntype - 07-20-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Me? I'd walk five feet behind, jump when called, make the sammich, climb in my man's lap and snuggle him.

I'm too lazy to search for "snuggle" is it some way to show your affection without altering the physical exterior of the fool who stays with you ?


Balls or Guts which do you have? - Bill - 07-20-2005

SanDog Wrote:I don't hold purses. That is just the way it is. I always go back to the old adage...

No matter how hot she is, some dude somewhere is tired of fucking her.

amen brother!


Balls or Guts which do you have? - Blondie - 07-20-2005

SanDog Wrote:I don't hold purses. That is just the way it is. I always go back to the old adage...

No matter how hot she is, some dude somewhere is tired of fucking her.


No he's not. He's fucking whipped and you would be to!

ADMIT IT ALREADY!!!!!!

Wink


Balls or Guts which do you have? - snarg - 07-20-2005

i had no idea IT was loaded with such romantic fellows
:roll: