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I'm horned up today.
#1

I may bang a wet paper towel in the bathroom. Have any of you guys fucked stuff while at work? I need ideas. SRO.
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#2

minorthreat Wrote:I may bang a wet paper towel in the bathroom. Have any of you guys fucked stuff while at work? I need ideas. SRO.

I fucked 4 sluts on the couch at a place I used to work.
Oh, I'm sorry...I'm talking about actual women with pussies...didn't mean to make ya feel bad.
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#3

a pizza hut double stuffed crust pizza. no lie.
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#4

Cameltoe280 Wrote:a pizza hut double stuffed crust pizza. no lie.

:blink:
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#5

Bill Wrote::blink:

its not like it was just delivered or anything.
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#6

Cameltoe280 Wrote:a pizza hut double stuffed crust pizza. no lie.

how was it?
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#7

Cameltoe280 Wrote:its not like it was just delivered or anything.

thank god....I was gonna ask how you explained it in the emergency room...
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#8

At a previous job a dude got caught humping a PB&J.

I'd steer clear of those. I fear their jinxed.
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#9

Raiden Wrote:how was it?

outstanding. the key is to not let the mozzarella (sp) get too cool, yet if its too hot, well, then, its d-i-s-a-s-t-e-r.
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#10

I had a raging bitch of a bride...so juiced her hubby up for the wedding night...didn't fuck him...but I got him ready for her....heh..bitch.

Smile
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#11

Blondie Wrote:I had a raging bitch of a bride...so juiced her hubby up for the wedding night...didn't fuck him...but I got him ready for her....heh..bitch.

Smile


Are you a wedding singer, priest, or something else that has to do with weddings?

This thread is about fucking work supplies and stuff.
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#12

No "Happy Ending"?
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#13

minorthreat Wrote:Are you a wedding singer, priest, or something else that has to do with weddings?

This thread is about fucking work supplies and stuff.


Yes..I am something that has to do with weddings n stuff....the groom was a work tool...yes....
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#14

Blondie Wrote:Yes..I am something that has to do with weddings n stuff....the groom was a work tool...yes....


Oh OK, carry on.
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#15

VitaminE Wrote:No "Happy Ending"?

Well?
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#16

VitaminE Wrote:Well?


For him...best day of his life....

I'm sure she was grateful in her own way.


I think they are divorced now.
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#17

Blondie Wrote:For him...best day of his life....

I'm sure she was grateful in her own way.


I think they are divorced now.


Homewrecker.
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#18

VitaminE Wrote:No "Happy Ending"?

Translation: Did he get to finish?
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#19

I just got here. Who's horny today?
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#20

VitaminE Wrote:Translation: Did he get to finish?


No...the timing was all wrong.
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