I'm horned up today. - Printable Version

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I'm horned up today. - minorthreat - 07-13-2005

I may bang a wet paper towel in the bathroom. Have any of you guys fucked stuff while at work? I need ideas. SRO.

I'm horned up today. - Raiden - 07-13-2005

minorthreat Wrote:I may bang a wet paper towel in the bathroom. Have any of you guys fucked stuff while at work? I need ideas. SRO.

I fucked 4 sluts on the couch at a place I used to work.
Oh, I'm sorry...I'm talking about actual women with pussies...didn't mean to make ya feel bad.

I'm horned up today. - CT280 - 07-13-2005

a pizza hut double stuffed crust pizza. no lie.

I'm horned up today. - Bill - 07-13-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote:a pizza hut double stuffed crust pizza. no lie.

:blink:

I'm horned up today. - CT280 - 07-13-2005

Bill Wrote::blink:

its not like it was just delivered or anything.

I'm horned up today. - Raiden - 07-13-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote:a pizza hut double stuffed crust pizza. no lie.

how was it?

I'm horned up today. - Bill - 07-13-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote:its not like it was just delivered or anything.

thank god....I was gonna ask how you explained it in the emergency room...

I'm horned up today. - VitaminE - 07-13-2005

At a previous job a dude got caught humping a PB&J.

I'd steer clear of those. I fear their jinxed.

I'm horned up today. - CT280 - 07-13-2005

Raiden Wrote:how was it?

outstanding. the key is to not let the mozzarella (sp) get too cool, yet if its too hot, well, then, its d-i-s-a-s-t-e-r.

I'm horned up today. - Blondie - 07-13-2005

I had a raging bitch of a bride...so juiced her hubby up for the wedding night...didn't fuck him...but I got him ready for her....heh..bitch.

Smile

I'm horned up today. - minorthreat - 07-13-2005

Blondie Wrote:I had a raging bitch of a bride...so juiced her hubby up for the wedding night...didn't fuck him...but I got him ready for her....heh..bitch.

Are you a wedding singer, priest, or something else that has to do with weddings?

This thread is about fucking work supplies and stuff.

I'm horned up today. - VitaminE - 07-13-2005

No "Happy Ending"?

I'm horned up today. - Blondie - 07-13-2005

minorthreat Wrote:Are you a wedding singer, priest, or something else that has to do with weddings?

This thread is about fucking work supplies and stuff.

Yes..I am something that has to do with weddings n stuff....the groom was a work tool...yes....

I'm horned up today. - minorthreat - 07-13-2005

Blondie Wrote:Yes..I am something that has to do with weddings n stuff....the groom was a work tool...yes....

Oh OK, carry on.

I'm horned up today. - VitaminE - 07-13-2005

VitaminE Wrote:No "Happy Ending"?

Well?

I'm horned up today. - Blondie - 07-13-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Well?

For him...best day of his life....

I'm sure she was grateful in her own way.

I think they are divorced now.

I'm horned up today. - minorthreat - 07-13-2005

Blondie Wrote:For him...best day of his life....

I'm sure she was grateful in her own way.

I think they are divorced now.

Homewrecker.

I'm horned up today. - VitaminE - 07-13-2005

VitaminE Wrote:No "Happy Ending"?

Translation: Did he get to finish?

I'm horned up today. - Blueeyedwoman - 07-13-2005

I just got here. Who's horny today?

I'm horned up today. - Blondie - 07-13-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Translation: Did he get to finish?

No...the timing was all wrong.