06-24-2005, 04:41 AM
Mom always said, Don't play ball in the house.
Brady Bunch Moral Theard
06-24-2005, 05:02 AM
It's not nice to make fun of people, because they might make fun of you too (sup Buddy Hinton)
06-24-2005, 05:30 AM
Hey smoker, if you're gonna read car mags while I trust you to take my blueprints across town in your little gay bike basket, and then lose the blueprints, I'm gonna kick your fucking ass when I get home.
06-24-2005, 05:34 PM
Lose something? No problem. There's always a local talent show next month. You can win the prize and use teeh money to replace the item.
06-24-2005, 07:03 PM
No date for the prom? No Worries!!
An A-list celebrity will accompany you, as long as you're the president of the local chapter of his/her fan club.
An A-list celebrity will accompany you, as long as you're the president of the local chapter of his/her fan club.
06-24-2005, 07:09 PM
Marcia!Marcia!Marcia! It's all about Marcia!
06-24-2005, 07:12 PM
Why......no........Cindy. Your mother and I were just killing a spider that had gotten under the covers. Now go back to bed.
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06-24-2005, 07:20 PM
Bobby, Peter did it all wrong. As your older brother, I can show you things he has never thought of.- Greg.
06-24-2005, 07:23 PM
Bobby, name calling will only lead to bigger problems. You wouldn't want someone calling you Bobby the fag would you? I didn't think so. Now go tell your brother you are sorry you called him Peter Peter the Penis Eater.
06-24-2005, 07:33 PM
Now Marcia, you be good at the dance tonight. If any boys try to touch you inappropriately, you tell them that you don't do that. Tell them that you are saving that for your wedding night. Why, I didn't touch your mom inappropriately until our wedding night and look how we turned out. Now go on and have a good time.
06-24-2005, 07:50 PM
This thread has potential
Never kiss a skank for a first kiss, you could end up with the Mumps. ('sup Millicent?)
Never kiss a skank for a first kiss, you could end up with the Mumps. ('sup Millicent?)
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
06-24-2005, 08:39 PM
Bobby, it's not cool to idolize people because they're tough or bad. In fact, he shot my father in the back! (sup Jesse James)
06-24-2005, 08:41 PM
Peter you always want to clean your plate so you will grow up to be big and strong. Unless you're eating the brains out of a person's head. (sup Hannibal Lecter)
06-24-2005, 08:44 PM
Marcia it doesn't matter if you didn't make the cheerleading squad this year. Learn how to suck cock and you'll be 10x more popular.
06-24-2005, 08:55 PM
Don't worry Jan. Marcia may be prettier, but you are a child star. That means you got yourself a lifetime crack supply. Worst case is you will have to do a little soft porn later in life. (sup Dana Plato)
06-24-2005, 09:40 PM
Peter, your voice would never have changed so drastically, if you would have just used dad's white salty thoat gargle he made for you.
06-24-2005, 09:53 PM
"Everywhere you go, there you are"
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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