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I must be growing a vagina....
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last night the lightening bugs were out in full force, so I took lil'Bill out to show him what lightening bugs were. he turned 1 in jan. so he had no clue....little dood started laughing and never stopped probly the best time we've had together so far ....made me feel all warm and fuzzy and shit...later as I was sitting in the hot tub burning my balls I was thinking about it and realized how fast he was growing up and I felt like crying......or maybe that was the effect of the chlorine burns..I'm not sure...Discuss:
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#2

pussy.
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#3

I don't think you are growing one Bill. I think you have been picking at the scab on the one you have always had.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#4

I will not be admitting that I cried at my daughter's 2nd birthday party.
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Bill Wrote:last night the lightening bugs were out in full force, so I took lil'Bill out to show him what lightening bugs were. he turned 1 in jan. so he had no clue....little dood started laughing and never stopped probly the best time we've had together so far ....made me feel all warm and fuzzy and shit...later as I was sitting in the hot tub burning my balls I was thinking about it and realized how fast he was growing up and I felt like crying......or maybe that was the effect of the chlorine burns..I'm not sure...Discuss:
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#7

42707.99333333 points stolen from Bill successfully!

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#8

you fuckers suck! Bill Never cries! I can remember all the times I've ever cried and count them on 1 hand damnit! To hell with you all for drowning my happy moment!
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#9

this is going well, billybob

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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Bill Wrote:you fuckers suck! Bill Never cries! I can remember all the times I've ever cried and count them on 1 hand damnit! To hell with you all for drowning my happy moment!
Sounds like you already drowned it in your tears.

Fuck.
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snarg Wrote:this is going well, billybob

better than my average post if I do say so myself.
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#12

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Sounds like you already drowned it in your tears.

FELT man FELT!
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Bill, I am going to throw you a bone here. I have found since the birth of my son, that I cry at the smallest shit. Prior to his birth, I never cried. I think I may be menopausal.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#14

*********************
*TONIGHT ON IT TV******
*A DRAMA..............******
*IT'ERS ON THE DECLINE***
*END OF TIMES.............***
**********************

wooo wooo
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#15

Sweet story, Bill. I liked it.
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SanDog Wrote:Bill, I am going to throw you a bone here. I have found since the birth of my son, that I cry at the smallest shit. Prior to his birth, I never cried. I think I may be menopausal.

funny part is I didn't cry....I said I felt like I could...last time I cried was when he was born...I cried like a baby too dood..
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#17

Beaucephus Wrote:pussy.

like you've never been there!
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Bill Wrote:better than my average post if I do say so myself.


i said it was going well
yeah, i guess that is better than yer avg post
the bar has been raised now

:roll:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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Bill Wrote:funny part is I didn't cry....I said I felt like I could...last time I cried was when he was born...I cried like a baby too dood..

No dude. I cry. I cried 3 times at "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants". I dare you to see America Ferrera talk to Bradley Whitford about how she feels it was her fault he left the family, and not cry.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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