[Anhil8tor]

no shit eh?

[cLaY]

I hope pepsi's unborn child gets pummeled by cock on this wonderful day

[SanDog]

I hope pepsi's unborn child gets pummeled by cock on this wonderful day

Dude, that shit ain't funny...

[cLaY]

Dude, that shit ain't funny...

This isn't reality.

[SanDog]

This isn't reality.

Oh, I forgot.

[pepsi]

It isnt actually UDCs bday. He just like the number six'es thats why hes 100 years old or something like that. 6-6-66

[leucetios]

happy b'day pepsi

[pepsi]

happy b'day pepsi

Thank you leu...

[cLaY]

you know what would be really sweet, if you died on the same day you came into this world.

[pepsi]

you know what would be really sweet, if you died on the same day you came into this world.

Clay I was thinking the exact same thing. Its not a good day to talk like that to me. Im having a very very unpleasant birthday.

[Belle]

here we go again..

see whatcha started clay? nice work.

[cLaY]

here we go again..

see whatcha started clay? nice work.

eh fuck it, maybe she'll do us a favor.

[Bill]

Clay I was thinking the exact same thing. Its not a good day to talk like that to me. Im having a very very unpleasant birthday.

I'd stick it in your butt for your birthday...but you cann't orgasm, that could send you into labor and I want no part of that.

BTW. Happy Birthday.

[pepsi]

I'd stick it in your butt for your birthday...but you cann't orgasm, that could send you into labor and I want no part of that.

BTW. Happy Birthday.

Haha that was funny actually made me smile. One of the few times today.

[cLaY]

Haha that was funny actually made me smile. One of the few times today.

1. Pull car in garage, roll down windows, close garage door, leave car running.

[pepsi]

1. Pull car in garage, roll down windows, close garage door, leave car running.

No thanx... As much as I wouldnt mind dying right now. I would'nt do it. Simply because I have a daughter to raise soon and plus I'm way to fucken chicken to do shit like and be sent to hell.

[leucetios]

No thanx... As much as I wouldnt mind dying right now. I would'nt do it. Simply because I have a daughter to raise soon and plus I'm way to fucken chicken to do shit like and be sent to hell.

you'r worried about being stuck at Ownster when you die? cratch:

[TomFoolery]

Since your baby has half of your genetic code, there's a 50% chance it's a slut. Cheer a brotha up by letting him get some pussy and head at the same time.

Edit: This shit sounds like something E-Judge would say. I'm fucking done for the day.

[pepsi]

Since your baby has half of your genetic code, there's a 50% chance it's a slut. Cheer a brotha up by letting him get some pussy and head at the same time.

Edit: This shit sounds like something E-Judge would say. I'm fucking done for the day.

I'm not a slut... A slut sleeps around with practically anybody. I find that sooo fucken nasty and dirty. I could never be a slut even if I wanted too. I wont let my daughter be anything like me. She will live a very closed and confined life. Her life might be boring for the first 18 years, but I'm just shielding her from how society has become today.