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The Meet Market

Please don't do like Bill.
if anyone knows what that means

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Hi..I'm 26..my check engine light is on. What should I do?

Fem your av is hot.
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take it to autozone. they can check it to see whats wrong and if its nothing major, they can reset it.

unless you drive a nice car like a bmw or something. then you have to take it to the dealer.


fem is also hot herself. dont let it get to you.
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SizeMatters Wrote:take it to autozone. they can check it to see whats wrong and if its nothing major, they can reset it.

unless you drive a nice car like a bmw or something. then you have to take it to the dealer.


fem is also hot herself. dont let it get to you.

Took it to Assbrain Zone. Guy hooks up the wadahooie decoder. It says the fuel/air mixture isn't right.

I could have told em that when I pulled up...I think his diagnostic decoder said Oujia on the back.
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your desired user name Wrote:Took it to Assbrain Zone. Guy hooks up the wadahooie decoder. It says the fuel/air mixture isn't right.

I could have told em that when I pulled up...I think his diagnostic decoder said Oujia on the back.

na it's "hijack" 'cause the next he does it's to change the fuel consumption to max
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Confusedcratch:

what do you mean hijack?
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anhil8tor Wrote:Confusedcratch:

what do you mean hijack?

some bad pun about the "ouija" sonority (you know that english is not my mothertongue Wink ) that came with the idea of the message that was being about some automobile hack.

hack-hijack.
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Hey guys! I'm 21, live in Seattle, WA, and work as a producer and video editor. I'm originally from Poland, I'm finishing school this summer (!!!!) and have a cat named Kulka and an iguana named Johnny. There's a ton if shit about me on myspace
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Swits Wrote:Hey guys! I'm 21, live in Seattle, WA, and work as a producer and video editor. I'm originally from Poland, I'm finishing school this summer (!!!!) and have a cat named Kulka and an iguana named Johnny. There's a ton if shit about me on myspace

Dzien Dobre, pani Swits (sp?)

(I can speak Polish but not spell the shit)

Where you at in Seattle?
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TomFoolery Wrote:Dzien Dobre, pani Swits (sp?)

(I can speak Polish but not spell the shit)

Where you at in Seattle?

hahaha, nice! You wrote it just right!

I like in Eastlake, 2 blocks up from the west side of Lake Union.
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Swits Wrote:hahaha, nice! You wrote it just right!

I like in Eastlake, 2 blocks up from the west side of Lake Union.

Kool & The Gang.

Next time I'm in Seattle I'll look for you. We'll have some crazy dirty Polish-speaking butt sex*.
















*Your butt, not mine.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Kool & The Gang.

Next time I'm in Seattle I'll look for you. We'll have some crazy dirty Polish-speaking butt sex*.


*Your butt, not mine.

Awesome! I beat Beamin in the goatse challenge, so I'm ready for anything!
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Swits Wrote:Hey guys! I'm 21, live in Seattle, WA, and work as a producer and video editor. I'm originally from Poland, I'm finishing school this summer (!!!!) and have a cat named Kulka and an iguana named Johnny. There's a ton if shit about me on myspace

Kick ass. Soon Seattle will RULE this board **maniacal laughter**
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Swits Wrote:Awesome! I beat Beamin in the goatse challenge, so I'm ready for anything!

You like Beamin? If so, I'm out.


P.S. Please keep the Ownster stuff at that shit forum. Thanks.
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TomFoolery Wrote:You like Beamin? If so, I'm out.


P.S. Please keep the Ownster stuff at that shit forum. Thanks.

Beamin is one of my favorite people on Ownster. Sorry if you can't handle that.
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Swits Wrote:Beamin is one of my favorite people on Ownster. Sorry if you can't handle that.

That guy pimps cell phones at the mall for minimum wage. Ask him about getting a discount on a custom case some time, tell him that TomFoolery referred you.

If you're ever in his neck of the woods I'm sure he'd splurge on some Wong's Wok for the two of you, and you could probably convince him to get you an Orange Julius too since he gets a 10% mall employee discount.
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I thought Beamin was a chic?! Wink

All I really care about anyone I meet on forums is who they are on-line. I'm never going to meet anyone in person, so it doesn't matter what they're like in real life. Sometimes....maybe most times.....the less you know the better.
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Hrerro.
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Hi, I'm Ray
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Hello. I am Satan I am cooler and in better shape than most members of this board. I have a high paying job, I am working on my masters degree and I drive a better car than most members of this board.

"It's lonley at the top, but its comfortable looking down on all those below"
- Some guy
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