[Banana]

I quit after the 5th hole. First hole drive was just inside the 150 sticks + middle of fairway, and I got a fucking snowman.

I ended up throwing my putter against my bag from 30 yards out with so much force that the shaft bent about 3".

:loool: My friend did that, then without a word, went home.

[what?]

foolery-I played 9 holes this afternoon. shot a 50. drank a half dozen beers or so. you take a good excuse to drink waaaaaay to seriously as a sport. get over yourself, or get better at golf. but quit breaking $100 clubs 'cause you can't putt. you don't want to default on your student loans and get kicked out of community college.

[TomFoolery]

foolery-I played 9 holes this afternoon. shot a 50. drank a half dozen beers or so. you take a good excuse to drink waaaaaay to seriously as a sport. get over yourself, or get better at golf. but quit breaking $100 clubs 'cause you can't putt. you don't want to default on your student loans and get kicked out of community college.

Rack.

Fuck you. The golf course is the only place I take out my frustration, and my antics are entertaining for those around. Also, I got the club for free ('sup Microsoft). The shaft is the only thing that's broken, that shit will cost me like $30 to repair. It was worth it.

[Blueeyedwoman]

I know little of golf, beyond wanting to drive the cart while swilling a cocktail and eyeing all the men. (sup ph and tam?)

[Belle]

Actually, I've gone out on the course to play golf..

Rack the beer cart person.. just took me 4 hours to play two holes..

[Charon]

Sounds like I struck out again this weekend with a Fattie so shut the fuck up.

UP to his old self alright

[TomFoolery]

pics?

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[Bill]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y146/As...010019.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y146/As...010020.jpg

Edit: For some reason the pictures look like shit here. I'll try to fix them later.

I bet you you could sell that fucker to VitE for major $$ cause you know he's used to playing with bent equipment.

[TomFoolery]

I bet you you could sell that fucker to VitE for major $$ cause you know he's used to playing with bent equipment.

4/5 stars

You must have eaten your Wheaties this morning William.

[leeman]

TF might be a Bird tr00l after all............

[BIRD33]

I've played once or twice a week for the last two months.Last tuesday the cart died about as far as you could get from the clubhouse.I went in to get a new cart and told the guy where the broken on was at and he asked me "You're just going to leave it there?".I was like "#1 I don't fucking work here and #2 I didnt pack my jumper cables in my golf bag".

[WoolyGoat]

you use a cart? what are you, 50? gay?

[WoolyGoat]

ps- I miss what?

[BIRD33]

you use a cart? what are you, 50? gay?

Actually I'm a golfer.Its the 50 year old and above who think walking is a form of exercising.Its not.All it does is slow people around you up and its ignorant.I can tell you've got no fucking clue about golf just by this.Hey look at me I'm walking 50 yards than hitting a shot than walking another 200 yards and hitting a shot.Wow I'm a real olympic athlete.

[WoolyGoat]

spoken like a bitter, lazy, overweight white golfer.

[BIRD33]

spoken like a bitter, lazy, overweight white golfer.

I'm actually in fantastic shape.And negro.But whatever.Only shitheads walk.Its a fact.I'm playing at 3:30 today in 90 degree temps with high humidity which won't phase me a bit on my way to a 80 something.Instead of walking and taking 5 1\2 hours I'm riding and will be done in 4.

[BIRD33]

81 and I triple bogied a par 3.My short game is Micklesonesque.

I came around 9 in an hour and a half with a 38.Three fucking douchbag old guys who were walking decided to start on 10.This is typical of guys who walk.Think they are at the british open playing St. Andrews but in reality they can't hit a ball to save their life and the only reason they walk is to fool themselves that they are exercising and want to drag the round out as long as possible because they hate their wife.So only one guy has teed off on the par 3 10th when we pull up obviously sweating from the front nine so they know they are screwing us over by jumping in front of us.They don't even want to look at us but I force them to say hello and ask them how they did on the front.They embarrassingly say they just started.So they walk up which takes ten minutes and take another 10 to finish.As they walk off I hit on to 15 feet, drive up and two putt before they even start teeing off on 11.Next hole is a 400 yard 4 so I watch them tee off waiting for them to let me thru but they dont because they are walker dicks.At this point they've shown no golf etiquette so they are fair game as far as hitting on their heels.Its so hot and dry the ball is running like crazy.I murder a ball that ends up 40 yards from the pin while they are still chipping out of a green side bunker.I pull up as they pull the pin and just stare at them while they putt.They finish, I chip on and two putt in less than 5 minutes.I pull up the cart at the next tee even before they pull out their drivers.They ask if I want to play through.I bomb a drive and don't say thanks as I speed away.

[luluxiu]

You need a good excuse, as a sport, seriously drink way. Get over yourself, or on the golf course better. However, break out the $ 100 Club, "you can not push you do not want to defaulted student loans, and get kicked out of community colleges.

[BIRD33]

Hey did you know that Steve Williams has won 145 golf tourneys?I didnt.Please don't make me root for tiger, Steve.



Q. What intangibles do you bring to the job?
STEVE WILLIAMS: Obviously it’s well documented I’ve won 145 golf tournaments. Every single guy that I’ve caddied, even guys that I’ve caddied for just here and there over the years has won tournaments. There’s no one I’ve caddied for that hasn’t won tournaments. So I guess when I caddie for someone, it’s kind of a reassurance thing that Steve knows what it takes to get it done. Obviously I’m very confident, not only on the golf course, when I race. I’ve always backed myself. I’m a very confident sort of person.



Q. (Inaudible.)
STEVE WILLIAMS: You’ll have to ask Tiger that. I was absolutely shocked that I got the boot to be honest with you. I’ve caddied for the guy for 11 years, I’ve been incredibly loyal to the guy and I got short shifted. Very disappointed.




Q. What was it like walking down the 16th, 17th, and 18th when you knew it was going to happen?
STEVE WILLIAMS: The last two years have been very difficult for myself and my family, and I sort of believe in destiny sometimes. I had no doubt in my mind this morning on the range, Adam had it so good on the range, I knew it was our day. He hit it so good on the range.


Poor Steve.It was a tough 2 years living in the lap of luxury due to the golfer who you carried a bag for taking time off.


http://www.weiunderpar.com/post/steve-wi...z1USMTPcEQ

[BIRD33]

Playing at 11.Low 80's.My swing has taken a downturn.I must be honest with you, dear reader.Pulling it left.My left knee is fucked either from basketball or too much golf.Need to slow down my swing and keep a good balanced base.