05-16-2005, 06:50 PM
Fuck that club. Fuck golf too. And fuck you for reading this.
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
Michman Wrote:sounds like your back to your old self
what? Wrote:fuck you for golfing this weekend
TomFoolery Wrote:Sounds like you should shut the fuck up.
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
TomFoolery Wrote:I quit after the 5th hole. First hole drive was just inside the 150 sticks + middle of fairway, and I got a fucking snowman.wonder if that's what happened to Vit E
I ended up throwing my putter against my bag from 30 yards out with so much force that the shaft bent about 3".
TomFoolery Wrote:I quit after the 5th hole. First hole drive was just inside the 150 sticks + middle of fairway, and I got a fucking snowman.
I ended up throwing my putter against my bag from 30 yards out with so much force that the shaft bent about 3".
TomFoolery Wrote:I quit after the 5th hole. First hole drive was just inside the 150 sticks + middle of fairway, and I got a fucking snowman.
I ended up throwing my putter against my bag from 30 yards out with so much force that the shaft bent about 3".
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:pics?
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:pics?
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
TomFoolery Wrote:I quit after the 5th hole. First hole drive was just inside the 150 sticks + middle of fairway, and I got a fucking snowman.
I ended up shoving it up my ass with so much force that the shaft bent about 3".
Michman Wrote:You sure your not a Banana troll?
Beaucephus Wrote:So in other words you suck at golf then. Hopefully you at least made up with it by drinking many beers.
TomFoolery Wrote:The beer cart chick wasn't out yesterday. I was pissed. I'm going to take out my frustrations on a case of Milwaukee's Best tonight.
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:do me like that, Mich.
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
Michman Wrote:Just think you played more holes this weekend than Tiger did.RACK!!!
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
Dr. Lecter Wrote:RACK!!!
Do yourself a favor TF and do not keep score. Just hit and walk and drink and smoke and enjoy.