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1. Dont stand your husband up when he is meeting you for your Birthday.
2. When your husband grows worried because you are 20 minutes late, dont let him find you sitting in the parking lot of the dental office you work for. Especially when you are sitting the car of one of the dentists who works there, who also happens to be your exboyfriend.
3. Dont start yelling at your husband and getting mad at him when he pulls up along side you, like he is the one who did something wrong.
With these three easy steps you can avoid marital disfunction.
That is all. Thank you.
You forgot to add that after marriage a blowjob more than once every couple of months would be beneficial.
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Im still too numb to really react.
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When are they hiring a new dentist now that the old one is dead?
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
I say, post some nekkid pics of the step daughter to get even.
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sorry, man. Hope your eyes didn't see anything bad.
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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thats some messed up sh*it
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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ouch
People suck. They honestly do.
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uhh...damn dude. that's fucked up...seriously, hope it works out.
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oh no....oh man....that sucks and so does she! the ungrateful witch....i'm sorry you had a sucky evening....you deserve better
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Maybe she decided to give herself what she really wanted for her birthday.
sorry. couldn't help it.
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Oh, come on.
Don't tell me you've gone sensitive.
Besides - I'm a dried up old maid. How could I be cheated on, when I will never have a man.
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care to enlighten us further on her explanation?
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What possible explanation could someone have in that scenario?
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bad karma level to maximum here. sucks man, let's be positive maybe the situation looked amblivious but wasn't.
