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Recommendations for the ladies. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 04-29-2005

1. Dont stand your husband up when he is meeting you for your Birthday.

2. When your husband grows worried because you are 20 minutes late, dont let him find you sitting in the parking lot of the dental office you work for. Especially when you are sitting the car of one of the dentists who works there, who also happens to be your exboyfriend.

3. Dont start yelling at your husband and getting mad at him when he pulls up along side you, like he is the one who did something wrong.


With these three easy steps you can avoid marital disfunction.
That is all. Thank you.


Recommendations for the ladies. - Bill - 04-29-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:1. Dont stand your husband up when he is meeting you for your Birthday.

2. When your husband grows worried because you are 20 minutes late, dont let him find you sitting in the parking lot of the dental office you work for. Especially when you are sitting the car of one of the dentists who works there, who also happens to be your exboyfriend.

3. Dont start yelling at your husband and getting mad at him when he pulls up along side you, like he is the one who did something wrong.


With these three easy steps you can avoid marital disfunction.
That is all. Thank you.

:eek:

so, where'd you burry the body?


Recommendations for the ladies. - Beaucephus - 04-29-2005

You forgot to add that after marriage a blowjob more than once every couple of months would be beneficial.


Recommendations for the ladies. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 04-29-2005

Im still too numb to really react.


Recommendations for the ladies. - Michman - 04-29-2005

When are they hiring a new dentist now that the old one is dead?


Recommendations for the ladies. - Bill - 04-29-2005

I say, post some nekkid pics of the step daughter to get even.

Sin,
Clay


Recommendations for the ladies. - Dr. Lecter - 04-29-2005

sorry, man. Hope your eyes didn't see anything bad.


Recommendations for the ladies. - Bill - 04-29-2005

Dr. Lecter Wrote:sorry, man. Hope your eyes didn't see anything bad.

amen to that....


Recommendations for the ladies. - Michman - 04-29-2005

thats some messed up sh*it


Recommendations for the ladies. - St0ney - 04-29-2005

ouch



People suck. They honestly do.


Recommendations for the ladies. - cLaY - 04-29-2005

uhh...damn dude. that's fucked up...seriously, hope it works out.


Recommendations for the ladies. - Fairiedust - 04-29-2005

oh no....oh man....that sucks and so does she! the ungrateful witch....i'm sorry you had a sucky evening....you deserve better


Recommendations for the ladies. - St0ney - 04-29-2005

Maybe she decided to give herself what she really wanted for her birthday.









sorry. couldn't help it.


Recommendations for the ladies. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 04-29-2005

Stoney Wrote:Maybe she decided to give herself what she really wanted for her birthday.









sorry. couldn't help it.

I seriously hope the same thing happens to you some day cunt. :fuckYou:


Recommendations for the ladies. - St0ney - 04-29-2005

Oh, come on.

Don't tell me you've gone sensitive.

Besides - I'm a dried up old maid. How could I be cheated on, when I will never have a man. Sad


Recommendations for the ladies. - Bill - 04-29-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I seriously hope the same thing happens to you some day cunt. :fuckYou:

seriously dood, I caught my first wife cheating, it's not a good feeling. But not knowing the details of the situation, I still feel bad for you.


Recommendations for the ladies. - Fairiedust - 04-29-2005

care to enlighten us further on her explanation?


Recommendations for the ladies. - St0ney - 04-29-2005

What possible explanation could someone have in that scenario?


Recommendations for the ladies. - ntype - 04-29-2005

bad karma level to maximum here. sucks man, let's be positive maybe the situation looked amblivious but wasn't.


Recommendations for the ladies. - Bill - 04-29-2005

Stoney Wrote:What possible explanation could someone have in that scenario?

His shoelace was caught on the gas pedal and the only way to get it unstuck was to put her head in his lap while sitting on the passenger side floor boards?