[asshat]

This thread is wrong on so many levels.

[minorthreat]

Yes. I would.

I put PH in there just to start a thread about it the next day. And talk how I fingered her anus while banging her.

[asshat]

I guess you guys realize that after a few hours of Ron Jeremy jackhammering your backside, your bowels would be so loose that you would be pulling Michelle Pfeiffer's thong off while wearing an adult diaper.....

[asshat]

Yes. I would.

I put PH in there just to start a thread about it the next day. And talk how I fingered her anus while banging her.

Do me one little favor and don't pick her on one of those days where I am her. Deal?

[minorthreat]

I guess you guys realize that after a few hours of Ron Jeremy jackhammering your backside, your bowels would be so loose that you would be pulling Michelle Pfeiffer's thong off while wearing an adult diaper.....

You could take time off for healing doug.

[minorthreat]

Do me one little favor and don't pick her on one of those days where I am her. Deal?

Hahaha, Maybe I'd do her twice. That would be one hell of a story. Fuck, you'd be pissed..........or would you?

[greg]

If you could sleep with your 20 favorite females (celebrities, girl down the street with the sweet tits, etc.) whenever you wanted to, would you do it?

Stipulation: you have to let 2 dudes pound you in the ass first.

Would you still have to sleep with the 20 women?

[Michman]

No time frame; you could choose to do the chicks whenever you wanted. Angelina Jolie could be your post-bar booty call on Saturday and you could get a nooner from Selma Hayek on Sunday. No reach around from Ron.

Might have to think about this alittle more

[CT280]

uhm, you're betting YOU'RE fucking ass on this. and who says after your sphincter's shot to hell Tom's gonna pay up with the babes you want?









clarify - do I have to endure the 2 dudes before each time I wanna fuck one of the girls, or just once at the start?

sometimes the moron part of you is too strong to overcome, isn't it?