04-20-2005, 05:11 PM
Sunday night, myself, Apple and Apple's boyfriend boarded a Greyhound bus in Vancouver. The ride from Vancouver to Calgary is about 15 hours. I don't mind riding the bus per se, what I mind is the people. Here's a good example of why:
So, we get on the bus (likely made in in 1980, I might add), and across from me is a white trash burn-out, who is on his cell phone. He's proudly and loudly proclaiming to his friend that he visited a whorehouse on the weekend. Also, he got into a fight with "buddy." Also, "buddy" tried to fuck him over on his hotel costs. "Buddy" also apparently tried to kiss is girlfriend a year ago. For two hours, I get to listen to this moron tell inane stories to his friend on the phone.
Halfway to Calgary, we switch buses. I find a solo seat behind a rough looking couple, and across from a creep looking man. Not long after the ride starts, I hear a fart sound. I look around. No one seems to notice. A bit later a loud burp. It's the guy in fromt of me. He's clearly of the opinion that gas must be passed. As I am staring at the back of his head, I see his head rise up about 6 inches, followed by a loud fart. Un-fucking-believable.
We stop at a small town, he gets off the bus to smoke. I'm looking out the window, and I hear another fart sound. Since that guy is off the bus, I start looking for the new culprit. I don't have to look far. The guy beside me is lifting his ass, aiming in my general direction and farting. This went on for 8 fucking hours! :rant:
So, we get on the bus (likely made in in 1980, I might add), and across from me is a white trash burn-out, who is on his cell phone. He's proudly and loudly proclaiming to his friend that he visited a whorehouse on the weekend. Also, he got into a fight with "buddy." Also, "buddy" tried to fuck him over on his hotel costs. "Buddy" also apparently tried to kiss is girlfriend a year ago. For two hours, I get to listen to this moron tell inane stories to his friend on the phone.
Halfway to Calgary, we switch buses. I find a solo seat behind a rough looking couple, and across from a creep looking man. Not long after the ride starts, I hear a fart sound. I look around. No one seems to notice. A bit later a loud burp. It's the guy in fromt of me. He's clearly of the opinion that gas must be passed. As I am staring at the back of his head, I see his head rise up about 6 inches, followed by a loud fart. Un-fucking-believable.
We stop at a small town, he gets off the bus to smoke. I'm looking out the window, and I hear another fart sound. Since that guy is off the bus, I start looking for the new culprit. I don't have to look far. The guy beside me is lifting his ass, aiming in my general direction and farting. This went on for 8 fucking hours! :rant:
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