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My eventful bus ride - Banana - 04-20-2005

Sunday night, myself, Apple and Apple's boyfriend boarded a Greyhound bus in Vancouver. The ride from Vancouver to Calgary is about 15 hours. I don't mind riding the bus per se, what I mind is the people. Here's a good example of why:

So, we get on the bus (likely made in in 1980, I might add), and across from me is a white trash burn-out, who is on his cell phone. He's proudly and loudly proclaiming to his friend that he visited a whorehouse on the weekend. Also, he got into a fight with "buddy." Also, "buddy" tried to fuck him over on his hotel costs. "Buddy" also apparently tried to kiss is girlfriend a year ago. For two hours, I get to listen to this moron tell inane stories to his friend on the phone.

Halfway to Calgary, we switch buses. I find a solo seat behind a rough looking couple, and across from a creep looking man. Not long after the ride starts, I hear a fart sound. I look around. No one seems to notice. A bit later a loud burp. It's the guy in fromt of me. He's clearly of the opinion that gas must be passed. As I am staring at the back of his head, I see his head rise up about 6 inches, followed by a loud fart. Un-fucking-believable.

We stop at a small town, he gets off the bus to smoke. I'm looking out the window, and I hear another fart sound. Since that guy is off the bus, I start looking for the new culprit. I don't have to look far. The guy beside me is lifting his ass, aiming in my general direction and farting. This went on for 8 fucking hours! :rant:

My eventful bus ride - Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005

:loool:
Seems like you may not have minded the nose whistle as much, then.

My eventful bus ride - Banana - 04-20-2005

Ball Handler Wrote::loool:
Seems like you may not have minded the nose whistle as much, then.
No, the nose whistle is just an aggravating factor from my already very irritating boss.

My eventful bus ride - Odysseus - 04-20-2005

I used to pick my nose on the bus and flick them at the bus driver.

My eventful bus ride - Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005

Banana Wrote:No, the nose whistle is just an aggravating factor from my already very irritating boss.
The one who gave you a promotion... ingrate. :tomdairy:

Wink

My eventful bus ride - Banana - 04-20-2005

Ball Handler Wrote:The one who gave you a promotion... ingrate. :tomdairy:

Wink
:loool: My boss would never give me a promotion. It would be giving up to much power. I was talking about a different promotion. :bn_ph34r:

My eventful bus ride - asshat - 04-20-2005

You admin now?




BY the way, did I tell you guys about the whorehouse I was in this week-end?

My eventful bus ride - Odysseus - 04-20-2005

asshat Wrote:You admin now?




BY the way, did I tell you guys about the whorehouse I was in this week-end?
did they pick their noses, spread the green slime all over their bodies and let you lick it off?

My eventful bus ride - Dr. Lecter - 04-20-2005

Odysseus Wrote:did they pick their noses, spread the green slime all over their bodies and let you lick it off?
RACK!











you can stop now.

My eventful bus ride - Anhil8tor - 04-20-2005

somebodys lookin for me?